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Caramel Apple Candy Corn.......(ISSUES)

posted 9/25/2008 9:27:27 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Ok, I bought some yummy caramel apple candy corn and I found the cutest candycorn dish to put them in. Well, I had it in the kitchen and I moved it this morning to the coffee table. I saw my dog eyeballin' it and I told him "NO!"

Well, I went to the bathroom to do my hair and stuff and I come out and the bowl
is totally empty and he's sittin' there licking his chops.

WTF??

Guess I'm gonna be stuck with a wired up dog with sugar high! I'm about to make a call to the vet....make sure it's not something that will bind him up. Not cool.

Why's my dog gotta be an asshole like that??

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Sunshine79

Sep 25 @ 10:03AM  
Ok, vet said he would have diarrhea and maybe cavities...lol

This is not funny....but it is. The receptionist laughed so hard at me on the phone too!
Looking4ever

Sep 25 @ 10:17AM  
Male dog?
girlcountry

Sep 25 @ 10:19AM  
I'm sorry...but I'm laughing too!! Leave it to a dog!! Mine thinks that she's a people!! A 45 lb. lap dog!! When she's mad at us, she'll sit with her back to us, looking at the floor, hoping we'll feel sorry for her! And heaven help us if hubby is petting on me and not her!!
Sunshine79

Sep 25 @ 10:23AM  
Male dog?

Of course!!
theSkwirl

Sep 25 @ 10:39AM  
Sorry Sunshine girl... but that's funny right there.
1bunny629

Sep 25 @ 10:40AM  
If you don't want it gone don't put it out. Of course he is either going to have poopie do or be backed up! Ya have to be careful with the pup, they know not what they do. You can't yell at them either. they don't understand. Poor poopie head!
casuallylooking

Sep 25 @ 10:45AM  
Sunshine, maybe he was just being a considerate, loving family pet and ate it all to keep anyone else from getting diarrhea and maybe cavities.... Now how thoughtfull of him was that..

Nah..probably just a male dog thing.
shyone_4u699

Sep 25 @ 12:08PM  
OK, Ladies.....About this "Male Dog" thingy. How many women buy MALES candy and flowers? Now, we know who eats the candy, Right??
onehornytoad69

Sep 25 @ 12:43PM  
Only a Male Doggie would have done that.. yanno?
I
I'm Listening to My Doggie Howl...as I sit here!!!! He is Pissed that I didnt bring him inside...
He is so rotten its not even funny!
He Eats EVERYTHING!!! Its Like having 5 children.....!
"Stop ...Blackie.. get that out of your mouth... NO hard head!!
No Blackie, Dont.. NO... Dont.. get back here.... Stay away from the road"...and when he Grabs my Beer its......" Boy, U better git those Lips off of that NOW!!! "
But I love the Lil shit...what can I say?!
Good one thx!
geena

Sep 25 @ 12:46PM  
you are so cute...yeah. that's hella funny, I like the picture
rnj1013

Sep 25 @ 1:33PM  
my brother's dog ate a sheet of acid when he was just a puppy and the vet told us we would have to put him down. Waited overnight and the dog was fine. Let the doggy enjoy himself and next time buy an extra bag for him
xquseme

Sep 25 @ 1:45PM  
Ok, vet said he would have diarrhea and maybe cavities
Wait till ya smell those cute candy corn doggie farts!!
belle1010

Sep 25 @ 8:43PM  
I read this this morning but didn't have time to comment. I got a good laugh outta that one!

You shoulda known he was gonna eat that candy LOL since he was eyeballing it before you went to do your hair LOL.

My ex and I had a Dalmation that would eat anything, damn dog never got sick either. I had been to the grocery store and got some really nice ribeyes for dinner. Made the mistake of leaving them on the counter in the grocery bag while i went out to get more stuff out of the car. I went back into the house and there in the hall was the plastic wrap from the package, i went a few feet further and there was the styrafoam from the package. I went into the kitchen and there was the plastic grocery bag on the floor ripped to shreds and the dog sitting there licking her (yes I said her) chops. I wanted to kill that dog but my ex-husband wouldn't let me, and laughed so hard that he had tears streaming from his eyes, both from the dog eating the steaks and from me calling that bitch every name i could think of and threatening to chop her up into dog food. Needless to say Lucy is still alive and well, and still lives with my ex. LOL

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