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Holy Jeezus - Its a miracle

posted 9/25/2008 5:33:35 AM |
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  Tular

You would say that knowing that I haven't blogged here - wait lemme check - yep, at all. WTF you might say - or you might say "What the fuck" but in either of the languages and dialects you get the same response. "No shit". So here I am blogging - why one person in the back might ask, because I fuckin want to. Yeah a monster man in his own right but one that has blogged before it became a word that was actually two words and then some.

So what nonesense am I spewing out my butt, and no I did not overdose on exlax either...Well I'm stressed beyond words but if ya saw this ole fucker you wouldn't know it. I'm the type of guy that keeps it internalized until I do the ratcage turn around and have no direction.

Lets just say I'm having a hard time at work, and yes I mean both the *hard* time and hard time. Its not easy going around your work place with a raging hard on for the girls out there looking so good when you're the boss, but I tend to look the girls in the eye anyway hoping the don't all look down. Not so easy since women tend to look at packages just as us men apes tend to look at well....tits, ass, reverse thongs and the like. We study them hoping that somehow we can pick up a vibe that isn't present otherwise. Does that button left open mean something, does the way she bends over without bending a knee in front of me mean she wants me to come up behind her, rip her pants down and mount her right there and then as if I was stalking her from acrross the room? Of course it does - well in my mind anyway.

You may say to yourself "When the fuck did this guy get laid last", and you might say to yourself "this is not my beautiful house" ok bad Talking Heads reference there - but all in the same - why the fuck does it matter? Well to let you know - its been a little while since my girl and I have had the opportunity to get sans-clothed and use each other like we were meant to - but does that mean I can't take opportunities into my own hands - hell no.

But I digress - just because there is a shortage of kleenex and jerkins lotion around doesn't mean I don't long for my girl to do the honors. She's good at it btw - and just because I had to teach her the ropes - the long and not short of it is -she took to the duty very well.

So will I continue with this nonsense of making the blog here - I hope so - but to you my audience, is it worth your time?

Excuse me while I hide under the covers with only a stopwatch and a copy of Milf Weekly - lmao

Laterz

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Sirskitty

Sep 25 @ 2:05PM  
hmmm... got some good vibes at work do ya?
ooh how i miss the good old days when you could talk smut and grab a mans ass with no consequence...
i have to say workplace flirting and romance has its own appeal.. or maybe it breaks the monotony of the big *w* word...
learning the ropes is not a bad thing.. just depends on how well you tie knots and what kinda rope you use...
*sighs* i gotta go back to work soon so i can rest ....
Tular

Sep 25 @ 3:52PM  
Well you do know what kind of ropes I like to use and have been very satisfied with my rope tying. Hmm, we should work together and get tied up in the back I think.

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