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posted 9/24/2008 8:40:37 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

Yep...I said blonde MAN folks.

This was sent to me in an email and I wanted to share the chuckle.

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke. And well worth the wait!

An Irishman , aMexican and aBlonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and exclaimed,'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said,' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

(Oh this is SO GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'


If it's a rerun...I'm not sorry

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1bunny629

Sep 24 @ 8:47PM  
That is hysterical...but I really didn't expect the other guys to jump.
theSkwirl

Sep 24 @ 8:53PM  
ynot7769

Sep 24 @ 8:55PM  
sugarnspice005

Sep 24 @ 9:03PM  
Glad to see you're back Bunny!
1bunny629

Sep 24 @ 9:04PM  
Thanks Sugar...I had to regroup!
lunanegra

Sep 24 @ 9:13PM  
Not to sound like a blonde,but "I don't get it"...

Hi Bun
Wordsofwit

online now!
Sep 24 @ 10:04PM  
This is a great joke. No it is not a rerun even though I posted it a couple of years ago.
Sunshine79

Sep 24 @ 10:11PM  
LMAO....fucking hilarious!!!
1bunny629

Sep 24 @ 10:37PM  
Yo...Luna! What up Dawg?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThePurpleProphet

Sep 24 @ 11:27PM  


That was funny right there.
lynxkat

Sep 24 @ 11:40PM  
I'm not sure if yours was the first blonde guy joke that I heard or not. The following was back in the same era:


Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear mini skirts?

Because their balls would hang out.
lunanegra

Sep 24 @ 11:47PM  
Yo...Luna! What up Dawg?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lol,chillin' chillin'
onehornytoad69

Sep 25 @ 12:07AM  
Good one Thx!!!!
Welcome back Bunny!!! Missed ya!!!!
peachskin

Sep 25 @ 5:16AM  
Why do some blondes have bruises around their navel?

Because there's blond men, too
max49

Sep 25 @ 9:18AM  
LMAO Well worth a kudo.

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