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posted 9/24/2008 7:33:16 PM |
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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.



'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!'



'Blowjobs!' the woman replied.



'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.



The woman thought it would be a great gag gift and what if it's true..no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.



When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.



In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.



'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.



The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone.'

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girlcountry

Sep 24 @ 7:49PM  
lilmanintheboat

Sep 24 @ 7:52PM  
even frogs have to kiss...to get their prince!
baldbychoice2kx

Sep 24 @ 7:53PM  
I have the sudden urge to get a frog.
StraddleMyNose

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Sep 24 @ 7:58PM  
There ya go!
rnj1013

Sep 24 @ 8:30PM  
I don't care what it does, I ain't stickin my dick in no bullfrog
flavorbuster

Sep 24 @ 8:56PM  
pretty good one
ynot7769

Sep 24 @ 9:04PM  
an oldie but for sure a goodie!
sugarnspice005

Sep 24 @ 9:28PM  
max49

Sep 25 @ 9:21AM  
dmbchick420

Sep 25 @ 9:48AM  
LMAO Good one!

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