"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely
clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
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lunanegra
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Sep 23 @ 9:26PM
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"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
This.
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StraddleMyNose
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Sep 23 @ 9:30PM
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LilGriz
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Sep 23 @ 9:51PM
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"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
You mean you're supposed to catch something, besides a good buzz???? 
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flavorbuster
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Sep 23 @ 9:56PM
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 interesting pointers
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MUDSHARK450
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Sep 23 @ 10:08PM
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Not funny but I did once forget my partner's birthday many years ago. Stupidist thing I ever did and thankfully, never repeated. I was not allowed to forget that, either.
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sugarnspice005
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Sep 23 @ 10:09PM
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"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
Female version:
"I'm PMS'ing, so I'm totally incapable of ANY rational thought. So don't try making any logic out of my radical mood swings"
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lilmanintheboat
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Sep 23 @ 10:49PM
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I really don't give a shit. I think it is because I am older. I just get it. I have heard it all! I don't ask anymore cause I already know. Let it go, set your priorities, let them feel they are in charge! I am very intuitive andI love men..regardless of the excuses and the common stumbles..let it be...hehehehe...I just want to fuck! 
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geena
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Sep 23 @ 11:05PM
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"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
I kinda get this all the time 
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onehornytoad69
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Sep 23 @ 11:58PM
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Theres A lot of truth in some of theses!!! thx lady!
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casuallylooking
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Sep 24 @ 12:58AM
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You mean you're supposed to catch something, besides a good buzz???? Well that depends on if you want to eat or not... 
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?" hmmm, sounds vaguely familiar.... 
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Cootiesprayer
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Sep 24 @ 7:32AM
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I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
Said while driving past the same 2 vultures sitting on a stoop getting closer to the car every time we drive by from a different direction! wonderful comments. Kudo for this one.
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max49
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Sep 24 @ 8:17AM
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baldbychoice2kx
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Sep 24 @ 9:02AM
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