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*NOTE...This is NOT a racist joke* A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to
throw a Party & invited all of his buddies & neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only Black man in the neighborhood.


He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his
mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10
ft man-eating gator in my pool AND I'll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the nerve to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a
loud splash and everyone turned around & saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches,
head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail AND flipping
the gator through the air like some kind of Judo instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both
Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled
the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store
goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe
you a million dollars.."


"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said
Leroy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something.

You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"


"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex AND
some stock options?"Again Leroy said, "No."

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what
do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who
pushed me in the pool!"

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soft_touch938

Sep 23 @ 7:58PM  
that was so funny...surprise punchline....loved it....
sugarnspice005

Sep 23 @ 8:14PM  
Cute! Didn't see that punchline coming.
Wordsofwit

Sep 23 @ 8:15PM  
This is NOT a racist joke

Well, it kind of sort of is, plus it isn't all that funny.
StraddleMyNose

Sep 23 @ 8:19PM  
Well, it kind of sort of is, plus it isn't all that funny.

I knew it was only a matter of time before you would respond in a negative way, Bruce.

I thought that it was a cute joke, not to mention a funny one that I received in my email that I wanted to share a laugh with with my friends.
Wordsofwit

Sep 23 @ 8:22PM  
Simple question, why didn't you remove the racial aspect and make it a lame redneck joke?
StraddleMyNose

Sep 23 @ 8:24PM  
Simple question, why didn't you remove the racial aspect and make it a lame redneck joke?

If you didn't like the joke then why post a comment?
rnj1013

Sep 23 @ 8:32PM  
how is making it a redneck joke any funnier than leaving it the way it is?
lilmanintheboat

Sep 23 @ 8:35PM  
I love that joke! I will give you something racist to think about...but I need an answer! I check out guys from Tennessee all the time...why the hell do they all look inbreed? I mean small chins, beeny weeny teeth, thin lips, big ears, and just plain stupid looking! WTF...I am so glad I can't hear them talk! So a joke is a joke is a joke, but real life is scarey!
lilmanintheboat

Sep 23 @ 8:40PM  
Soooo.......ya don't think redneck is a race...well then come to TN, it is !!!!!!!!!!!and that's not an opinion!
StraddleMyNose

Sep 23 @ 8:46PM  
why the hell do they all look inbreed? I mean small chins, beeny weeny teeth, thin lips, big ears, and just plain stupid looking!

Tennessee isn't the only place for guys like this. There are a lot of guys that look like that around here too. But then some of the women do too.
StraddleMyNose

Sep 23 @ 8:48PM  
Oh Rich, I forgot to mention that my Bengals almost pulled off that victory Sunday against your New York Giants. We're still going to beat Dallas though in two weeks.
rnj1013

Sep 23 @ 8:50PM  
almost doesn't count and you don't have a prayer against Dallas. you guys are doomed to finish like 3 -13
StraddleMyNose

Sep 23 @ 8:57PM  
almost doesn't count and you don't have a prayer against Dallas. you guys are doomed to finish like 3 -13

True, almost doesn't count, and they get paid to win. But either you guys looked sucky or my Bengals played pretty good. I'm leaning toward my Bengals getting their act together and will start winning now. True, we have a lot of problems going on, and if Carson wouldn't have wasted so much time during that one play he could have taken a shot in the inzone and maybe could have pulled out a victory instead of tying it to go into overtime.
Sunshine79

Sep 23 @ 9:10PM  
Holy fuck, that was god damn funny!! Greenie for you!!
lunanegra

Sep 23 @ 9:17PM  
it was a cute joke, not to mention a funny one that I received in my email

Forwarded viral jokes and schmaltzy bulletins should be banned
StraddleMyNose

Sep 23 @ 9:29PM  
Forwarded viral jokes and schmaltzy bulletins should be banned

You're kidding, right? You're starting to sound more and more like Bruce these days, only he probably gets his jokes through emails. Ban that kind of stuff and see how many people actually post jokes on here. I'll tell you like I told Bruce, if you don't like the joke then don't comment, Luna.
clickedanad2

Sep 23 @ 9:36PM  
inzone
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
no wonder they suck
they're tryin' to put the ball in the inzone
is the inzone anywhere near
or somehow remotely related
to the end zone?
only wonderin'
StraddleMyNose

Sep 23 @ 10:01PM  
It was pointed out by someone that I wrote "inzone" instead of "end zone" in one of my comments. Yes, I fucked up on that word. My mistake. Been running on fumes over the past few weeks and I'm sure I have made my share of errors and typos in my recent blogs. It's not the first and I'm sure it won't be the last.
MackyJay

Sep 23 @ 10:16PM  
This joke is so old that the first time I heard it I fell off of my dinosaur. LOL Have also heard it where 'Leroy' was black, irish, chinese, japanese, jewish and probably at least 10 or a dozen other personalities. Find a new one sometime please.
StraddleMyNose

Sep 23 @ 10:23PM  
This joke is so old that the first time I heard it I fell off of my dinosaur. LOL Have also heard it where 'Leroy' was black, irish, chinese, japanese, jewish and probably at least 10 or a dozen other personalities. Find a new one sometime please.

Tough crowd tonight...
girlcountry

Sep 23 @ 10:45PM  
I have heard it before....but it's still funny!!
geena

Sep 23 @ 10:53PM  
That's just fuckin unfair Shawn, you always have these rednecks, mexican's and blacks, do a fuckin Filipino dammit!!!!!! Leroy is a Filipino!!!!

Here's a kudo for stirring some shit!!1
StraddleMyNose

Sep 23 @ 10:59PM  
Here's a kudo for stirring some shit!!1

lunanegra

Sep 23 @ 11:01PM  
I'll tell you like I told Bruce, if you don't like the joke then don't comment, Luna.

Love you too,but I never posted a joke everyone has heard eleventy-trillion times before,either. Anyway,blame it on a reaction to caffeine..nothing more,nothing less,sorry. I'll take my crankiness somewherelse.
lilmanintheboat

Sep 23 @ 11:03PM  
I know this joke has been done before, but so have I ...over and over and over and over again.and some come back for more...and then there are others I leave in the INZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We pick and choose what is fun and the ones that are on our looser list...don't we?! But ya got to give it to the guy for trying! Thanks for sharing! Lets see the others step up to the plate and knock one out of the ball park! Don't knock it till ya give it your own best shot...MFS!
evild614

Sep 23 @ 11:40PM  
It's not that racist, it's a joke containing a racist act. Leroy is black, in the south, going to an all-white party and flirting with the white women. Some ignorant guy, probably the boyfriend/brother (or both) of one of the women wanted to kill him. If someone posted a real-life news story about a redneck killing a black man (like what almost happened to Troy Davis today), would you call them a racist?
geena

Sep 23 @ 11:47PM  
Tom : I am so offended Shawn

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