Doctor John had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: 'John, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, John.' But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering, 'John you're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard.'
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Ewe_Wish

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Sep 23 @ 1:37PM
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An oldie but definitely a goodie..............
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max49

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Sep 23 @ 1:49PM
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LMAO
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girlcountry

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Sep 23 @ 1:58PM
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That was good!! Hadn't heard that one!!
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Looking4ever

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Sep 23 @ 2:12PM
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I didn't know Mr. Knowyouwell was a vet!
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mrknowuwell

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Sep 23 @ 2:21PM
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i specialize in sheepys
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samclaunts

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Sep 23 @ 2:35PM
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To each his own a green thingy
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funnywhapper

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Sep 23 @ 4:23PM
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one of my x wives made a lotta money off her golden retriever that way. it turned thousands of tricks. she lived in a high density sex offender area. so well....... .there are so many sex offenders, registered ones in southern california, its a national disgrace. also in colorado. most of the dogs tricks were human, not animals. stud fees for horses etc. and other assorted animals. i shudder when i think of it. and rather laugh hilariously and maniacally.
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metalfreak

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Sep 23 @ 4:47PM
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"Beastiality is waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy against park (or vet) regulations!"
That line comes to mind when reading this.
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Sunshine79

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Sep 23 @ 4:56PM
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LOL....too funnny Bruce, thanks for the laugh!
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theSkwirl

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Sep 23 @ 5:29PM
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keepinganeyeout

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Sep 23 @ 5:53PM
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never heard it before! thanks Bruce
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sugarnspice005

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Sep 23 @ 8:18PM
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good one!
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onehornytoad69

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Sep 24 @ 12:08AM
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Good one... thanks!!
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