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Doctor John had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: 'John, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, John.'

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering, 'John you're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard.'

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Ewe_Wish

Sep 23 @ 1:37PM  
An oldie but definitely a goodie..............
max49

Sep 23 @ 1:49PM  
LMAO
girlcountry

Sep 23 @ 1:58PM  
That was good!! Hadn't heard that one!!
Looking4ever

Sep 23 @ 2:12PM  
I didn't know Mr. Knowyouwell was a vet!
mrknowuwell

Sep 23 @ 2:21PM  
i specialize in sheepys
samclaunts

Sep 23 @ 2:35PM  
To each his own a green thingy
funnywhapper

Sep 23 @ 4:23PM  
one of my x wives made a lotta money off her golden retriever that way.
it turned thousands of tricks. she lived in a high density sex offender
area. so well....... .there are so many sex offenders, registered ones
in southern california, its a national disgrace. also in colorado.
most of the dogs tricks were human, not animals. stud fees for horses
etc. and other assorted animals. i shudder when i think of it.
and rather laugh hilariously and maniacally.
metalfreak

Sep 23 @ 4:47PM  
"Beastiality is waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy against park (or vet) regulations!"

That line comes to mind when reading this.
Sunshine79

Sep 23 @ 4:56PM  
LOL....too funnny Bruce, thanks for the laugh!
theSkwirl

Sep 23 @ 5:29PM  
keepinganeyeout

Sep 23 @ 5:53PM  

never heard it before!
thanks Bruce
sugarnspice005

Sep 23 @ 8:18PM  
good one!
onehornytoad69

Sep 24 @ 12:08AM  
Good one... thanks!!

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