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Onions & Christmas Trees

posted 9/23/2008 11:22:54 AM |
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  dmbchick420

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration."

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onehornytoad69

Sep 23 @ 12:08PM  
Ouch!!! lol Good one.. Thx!!!
chris801

Sep 23 @ 12:14PM  
MUDSHARK450

Sep 23 @ 12:43PM  
Ow! Ya sure know how to hurt a guy.
max49

Sep 23 @ 1:50PM  
samclaunts

Sep 23 @ 2:39PM  
OUTCH that hurt
evil_shenanigans

Sep 24 @ 1:10AM  
Score one for the mother.

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