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A Groaner... but I'd never heard it before...

posted 9/22/2008 12:06:15 PM |
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye pops out of its socket and flies toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so embarrassed and sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you", she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

She replies ... wait for it ... it's coming ... the suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says, "No, not really, but you just happened to catch my eye."

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Sep 22 @ 12:25PM  

Sep 22 @ 1:09PM  
Yeah... U made me Laff!!!! Thx!!!

Sep 22 @ 1:33PM  
**rimshot** I liked it though.

Sep 22 @ 4:06PM  
damnet Skwirl you got me *groaning loudly*

Sep 22 @ 5:31PM  

Sep 22 @ 6:17PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, that's fuckin' funny!!

Sep 22 @ 6:45PM  
Definitely NOT a groaner to me. I thought it was funny.

Sep 22 @ 7:39PM  
your sooooo bad

Sep 22 @ 7:47PM  
Holy shit! you got me good

Sep 22 @ 8:33PM  


Sep 22 @ 11:45PM  


Sep 23 @ 11:38PM  
Yep, definitly a groaner......but it was cute....just like the one that posted it!

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A Groaner... but I'd never heard it before...