Bubba died in a fire. The coroner brought Bubba's best friends, Cooter and Harold in to identify the body. The coroner takes Cooter to the body, pulls the sheet back from Bubba's face... Cooter says "he's pretty burned up, roll him over" The coroner rolls him over, "nope, that's not Bubba" he says. So the coroner then brings Harold in.... takes him back to view the body, pulls the sheet back. Harold says "he's pretty burned up, roll him over" The coroner rolls him over again, Harold says "nope! that ain't Bubba"
The coroner is just baffled and says, "you guys are his best friends! How can you say this isn't Bubba?" Harold says, "well, Bubba had 2 asshole" And the coroner says "what do you mean Bubba had 2 assholes?!?!!?!" He said "yeah! Everytime we went to town, everyone would say "here comes Bubba with those 2 assholes"
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