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Hello...I Am Leembert

posted 9/20/2008 10:49:25 AM |
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Hello charming am new on here... am Leembert am i was going through the site and see your pics i love it i will like to know you better and see how things works out am not here for game and looking forward for someone to be with hope to read back from you soon

That was in my messages. Now read his essay, can you catch the funny part?? How obvious....copy and paste....thief!

am here looking for a serious relationship

About myself
am honest and trustful i will like someone that is serious and caring that know what love is about and is lovinh i love to take good care of my woman which i promise and will never fail to do that

The person I would like to meet
i will like to meet someone who is ready to be with me and will be honest and trustful

About my work
am a trader i trade all over the country i sell all electronics and this has make me great now am looking for a good woman to be with and live in a happy family

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
i love to play with my love i care about are so much cos i believe in a home there must be trust i love to take my love to the beach....swim together...have some fun together and talk about life

My idea of a great date
i will like to be 2ith my woman and be honest with her

What is your fantasy vacation?
i will like to have it with my love

What is your academic background?
am from usa i was born in the state my dad is usa and mom from uk so we live together in the state in usa

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
yes that was when i been to england and it interesting

What do you find attractive in people?
i love everyone mostly if you intelligent and honest

What do others do that irritate you?
if yiou will play smart on someone else or you lie to me or not been caring and honest

What do you think is your best quality?
all kinds

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
all kind of question

Describe your physique.
I'm an African American Male, Naturally Bald, 5'10" 175 - 180lbs with an
athletic build, single never been married nor have I ever been in a
committed relationship ( I DON'T HAVE ANY DRAMA OR BAGGAGE WITH ME AT
ALL) and I don't have any kids even though I would like to have some one
day with the right young lady.....Hmmmmm maybe it could be you...oh of
course, we would have to get married first and foremost. As you can see
I do have some traditional Morals and Values about me.
I'm kinda shy, honest, trusting and trustworthy, loyal, sincere, sweet,
caring, kind and kind-hearted, understanding, patient, attentive,
respectful and respectable, smart and intelligent, passionate yet
compassionate, romantic, outgoing, athletic, firm yet gentle.
I believe in taking excellent care of my woman, "IN ALL WAYS" ....
She's the "TREASURE" that I've discovered and I'm going to care for and

I love music, sports, basically anything physical, dancing, going to
live music concerts, amusement parks, zoos in that I'm a huge animal
lover, going to the beach even though I can't "swim a lick" but being in
and around water is the ultimate for me, camping, fishing, crabbing,
cooking especially cooking out on the grill.
I work for the Dept of Defense (ARMY) in the IT Field as a Computer
Operator, System Administrator and Computer System Security Officer I'm
still learning all the IT stuff too.
I volunteer my time as an unofficial mentor to at-risk kids in my spare
time which is important to me as well as helping the elderly out with
running errands and get them out and about.
As far as relaxation I sleep whenever I get the, go
fishing, crabbing, go to a comedy club, take good long walks by the
waterfront, play sports or just watch others play, or cook me
something good and just sit and watch sports, animal programs,

What do you do well sexually?

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
it make you fell alright and show love to each other

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
all such i see dont know yet

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
i can tremember

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?

Free Space. Say anything you want!
am serious about looking someone to be with

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Sep 20 @ 11:02AM  
So , the trader is really a computer operator? And his language seems to switch back and forth. SOunds like a perfect catch for you, Sunshine.

Sep 20 @ 11:58AM  
What do you do well sexually?

WTF is this??

Sep 20 @ 12:16PM  
Atleast that one doesn't say "god fearing" like all the others do (i just got yet another one of those).

It also said "she" read my profile...and was anyone who's "god fearing" would want something to do with me.

Sep 20 @ 12:37PM  
OMG....I just got the exact same email, & thought the same thing about the copy & paste.....Unbelievable!!!


Sep 20 @ 1:42PM  
Is this a real profile & it seems like he's hiding a gay thing & help us all if he works for department of defense...

Sep 20 @ 1:50PM  
Yeah.... I love how they "am" they're always "am" and yeah beefy! God fearing..... I didn't see where he was "widowed" tho... aren't they all?!?!

They are crawling around like cockroaches!!!!!


Sep 20 @ 6:43PM  
and I thought I was special with all the yoda speak

Don't these IDIOTS know we talk??

Sep 20 @ 8:40PM  
every freakin' time I cum up with a new profile
you bust my balls
damn ! ! ! !
back to the drawing board

Sep 20 @ 10:11PM  
Goddamned Nigerians....and what in the hell kinda name is "Leembert"? Sounds like effing Q-Bert.

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