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Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, Sunshine79's pussy

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie (happy thanksgiving!)

Yes, the penis does shrink in cold water

It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m. erection

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false

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onehornytoad69

Sep 20 @ 10:05AM  

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, Sunshine79's pussy
Mmmmmm, I bet the latter part of that is Yum-Dilly-isous!!!!
Wordsofwit

Sep 20 @ 10:12AM  
What is the source for this information? Much of it doesn't match up to what I have read on it.

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

As illustrated in the example above, I see a lot of contradicktion in all of this.
Wordsofwit

Sep 20 @ 10:14AM  
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Hell, I imagine most guys pass that number before their junior year in high school. I know I did.
Sunshine79

Sep 20 @ 10:29AM  
Hell, I imagine most guys pass that number before their junior year in high school. I know I did.



I bet most other guys did too!!!
manwithoutahorse

Sep 20 @ 10:47AM  
Some of us are more active than others. In fact, guys like us make up for the ones who NEVER do it.
beefygoblin

Sep 20 @ 12:14PM  
There is no way the average man ejaculates less from masturbation than from sex and wetdreams...the average man doesn't even have wetdreams (he masturbated all that out before going ot bed).

SOmething fishy abou those statistics
flavorbuster

Sep 20 @ 1:35PM  
I sure do eat a lot of seafood & oysters is a main course & those are some nice legs
Bunnyz69

Sep 20 @ 3:05PM  
So true...And so funny.
lunanegra

Sep 20 @ 3:33PM  
This is where I found a bit of them...

http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatomyresponse/a/average_penis.htm


Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons


Reminds me of what some comedian said, wiping up whole civilizations with his sock or something...I can't remember. It was funny,though.


mrknowuwell

Sep 20 @ 8:31PM  
the correct term is........purple balls..........jus ask barney......
kris83

Sep 20 @ 11:26PM  
"Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, Sunshine79's pussy" love how you snuck that in their lol
kris83

Sep 20 @ 11:28PM  
oh oops someone else pointed that out first but any ways I will have to take u up on that sunshine i alreay eat the other stuff with the exception of oysters reminds me of phlem don't like it
baldbychoice2kx

Sep 21 @ 5:44PM  
The average size of the human male penis, erect, depends on who you talk to. It's reported to be between 5 and 6 inches.

I'm more towards the 2 teaspoons, or more. Depends.

I'm fairly certain I'm approaching my lifetime limit of 7200. I'm fairly certain I've passed the 2,000 mark.

I think I'm approaching my 14 gallon limit, too.

Yup, I'm part of the 60%, part of the 54% and not part of the 41%.

It takes a bit more than 2 minutes but definitely not 2 weeks.

I think I'm right on par for the 11 a day but not sure about during the night.

The rest...I don't know that much about whales.

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