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Tickle your ass with a feather?"

posted 9/19/2008 11:36:28 PM |
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One day there was this drunk man sitting at a bus stop surrounded by people. He had been sitting there all day and just watched everyone. Then he saw a man walk up to a woman and whisper, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" To which the woman quickly spun around and said, "WHAT?!" The man simply replied, "I said, isn't this peculiar weather?" The woman relaxed a bit and said, "Oh yeah, I guess" and quickly walked away. Then the man went up to another woman and said the same thing. "Tickle your ass with a feather?" "What did you say!?" the woman replied. And again the man said, "Isn't this peculiar weather?" The woman agreed and walked away. The man moved on to a third woman and whispered, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" The woman replied, "Okay." and the two walked away. After seeing this the drunk thought, hey 1 outta 3, that ain't bad, I could do that. So he got up and stumbled over to woman. After nearly falling on her he said in a loud voice, "Stick a feather up your ass?" She jumped back and shouted, "WHAT!?!" The drunk simply answered, "It's mighty fuckin' cold."

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Sep 19 @ 11:44PM  
i used to tell that joke when i ws in college 30 years ago....

Sep 19 @ 11:46PM is a golden oldie for me too

Sep 20 @ 1:12AM  

Sep 20 @ 1:34AM  
Damn Good one!! Thx!

Sep 20 @ 8:11AM  

Sep 20 @ 10:19AM  
And unfortunately, it does speak to the behaviors we see on 'dating' sites.

Sep 21 @ 10:21PM  
Thats funny

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