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posted 9/18/2008 6:35:15 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Thanks RNJ for the idea, here are a few more!!

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There was a girl called Sarah Brown,
who swore no man could sex her down.
Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete
with ninety pounds of swinging meat!
Laid that girl down on the grass,
Shoved his penis up her ass!
She let out a mighty fart,
Ripped his penis right apart!
Then over the hill came Piss Pot Pete
With ninety pounds of shredded meat!!

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Mary had a little pig
she kept it fat and plastered
and when the price of pork went up
she shot the little bastard.

(I wouldn't be surprised with today's economy!!)

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There was a young woman named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Dallas.

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Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it one day.
She took a dose of Castor oil,
to pass the time away.
The oil, it did not work.
The time it did not pass.
So if you want to know what time it is,
You'll have to look up Mary's ass!

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sugarnspice005

Sep 18 @ 6:40PM  
Cute!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 18 @ 6:55PM  
Mary had a little lamb
the doctor was surprised
but when old mcdonald had a farm
you should have seen his eyes.



old mother hubbard
went to her cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
but when she bent over
rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.


Jack and jill
went up the hill
both with a dollar and a quarter
Jill came down with 2 and a half
do you still think they went up for water?

There was an old man from nantucket
whose cock was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a cunt i could fuck it.



Thought i would add a couple for ya sunshine..............
theSkwirl

Sep 18 @ 6:59PM  
Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet
fingering her twat,
along came a spider who sat down beside her and said,
"hey, let me give that a shot."
keepinganeyeout

Sep 18 @ 7:12PM  

dont stop now
some one else throw up a few
partytimemary

Sep 18 @ 7:18PM  
There was an old man from Nave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was missin one tit,
and stunk like shit,
But think of the money he saved.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 18 @ 7:19PM  
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.



Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread


Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often


rescueremedy

Sep 18 @ 7:30PM  
very cute ....never heard any of them
flavorbuster

Sep 18 @ 7:59PM  
Old Piss Pot Pete came out w/ a pecker like an octopus has tentacles after healing he might be a happy man after the word gets around
theSkwirl

Sep 18 @ 8:06PM  
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,
had a wife and loved to beat her,
smacked that ho upside her head,
fucked her ass and went to bed.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses
And all the kings men,
Said "F*ck him,
He's only an egg."

Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Mary had another lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass,
And turned it's wool to nylon.
theSkwirl

Sep 18 @ 8:15PM  
Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain would I fathom your nature specific;
Loftily poised in ether capacious,
Somewhat resembling a gem carbonaceous,
Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain would I fathom your nature specific

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
It smelled so bad, she knew not what to do.
She scrubbed and scrubbed.
She cursed and vexed.
Guess she never heard of Desenex.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car
baldbychoice2kx

Sep 18 @ 8:35PM  
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread

Simple Simon met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dickhead!"

Hickory dickory dock,
Three mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one,
and the others got away with minor injuries

Hey diddle, diddle,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the cat died of electric shock.

Ewe_Wish

Sep 18 @ 8:42PM  
hickory dickery dock
2 mice ran up the clock
the clock struck 1
and the other got away with minor injuries
Ewe_Wish

Sep 18 @ 8:42PM  
oops didnt see that my last one was already posted.........
partytimemary

Sep 18 @ 9:20PM  
There once was a man from Winsocket,
Who rode down the street on a rocket.
The force of the blast
blew his balls up his ass,
And his pecker was found in his pocket.

******************************************************
Helen Keller’s pussy grew tight,
Masturbating alone late at night,
She rubbed that hot gland,
With just her left hand,
And silently moaned with her right.

********************************************************

There once was girl from DeVries,
Who had pussy hair down to her knees,
It was fine to shine brass,
Or for wiping her ass,
And the crabs used it for a trapeze.

************************************************************

A virgin with eyes that were blue,
Was told that it’s sinful to screw.
So she rubbed on her clit,
But swore that she’d quit,
At least in the next year or two.




Sunshine79

Sep 18 @ 9:26PM  
There once was a man from Winsocket,
Who rode down the street on a rocket.
The force of the blast
blew his balls up his ass,
And his pecker was found in his pocket.

******************************************************
Helen Keller’s pussy grew tight,
Masturbating alone late at night,
She rubbed that hot gland,
With just her left hand,
And silently moaned with her right.

********************************************************

There once was girl from DeVries,
Who had pussy hair down to her knees,
It was fine to shine brass,
Or for wiping her ass,
And the crabs used it for a trapeze.

************************************************************

A virgin with eyes that were blue,
Was told that it’s sinful to screw.
So she rubbed on her clit,
But swore that she’d quit,
At least in the next year or two.

I kudo my own blog for this very comment....those were great!!!

Thank you all for the additions!



partytimemary

Sep 18 @ 10:29PM  
Well thank you soo much Sunshine, I kudo'd YOU too!

But I have to ask.... are they gonna be formin' a line?

[So if you want to know what time it is, You'll have to look up Mary's ass!]

No ticklin'
onehornytoad69

Sep 19 @ 12:07AM  
All were good..!!! Thx for the Laffs..! To all!!! Tosses in a kudo....
Looking4ever

Sep 19 @ 12:37AM  

Love is a temptation
that starts with a sensation
when a guy sticks his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explanation
or do you need a demonstration
*****************************************
Shy is blue, water is wet
I'll make you cum, I'll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
moving up and down
slowly but firmly we'll move the ground
******************************************
Roses are red
Grass is green
open your legs
and I'll feel you up with cream
******************************************
Hickory Dickory dock
this bitch was sucking my cock
the clock struck two
I dumped my goo
and dumped the bitch at the end of the block
*******************************************
Sex is good
sex is fine
Doggy style 69
Just for fun
or getting paid
everyone likes getting laid
*******************************************
Roses are nice
Violets are fine
I'll be the six
If you be the nine
onehornytoad69

Sep 19 @ 1:29AM  
Love is a temptation
that starts with a sensation
when a guy sticks his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explanation
or do you need a demonstration
Yes Please, a Demo..
ynot7769

Sep 19 @ 6:24AM  
Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
jacked off in his girlfriends eye
when her eye was dried and shut
Georgie fucked that one eyed slut

hey I didn't write it

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