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Nursery Rhyme
posted 9/18/2008 5:51:31 PM |
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rnj1013
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
When he came she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep
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mrknowuwell
Sep 18 @ 5:54PM
thats soooooo wrong
Ewe_Wish
Sep 18 @ 5:55PM
She could tell by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep
Damn..........it always comes back to the sheep...............
sugarnspice005
Sep 18 @ 5:57PM
uh oh....taking shots at the sheep again.
All in all..good rhyme.
Wordsofwit
Sep 18 @ 5:59PM
Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised
Little boy blew
He needed the money
Cootiesprayer
Sep 18 @ 5:59PM
Sunshine79
Sep 18 @ 6:01PM
LMAO....souns like a George Carlin rhyme...lol!!
Loved it!!
rescueremedy
Sep 18 @ 6:22PM
Something is not right about this ,,,,,
theSkwirl
Sep 18 @ 6:57PM
Them sheeps.. I tell ya... they're everywhere!
keepinganeyeout
Sep 18 @ 7:13PM
Sheep is GoooooooooooooooooooooD
casuallylooking
Sep 18 @ 8:58PM
partytimemary
Sep 18 @ 9:27PM
Better a sheep than a Puma ~
There once was a fellow from Yuma,
Who told an elephant joke to a puma.
Now his skeleton lies,
Under hot western skies,
The Puma had no sense of huma.
Hi RNJ!!
partytimemary
Sep 18 @ 9:31PM
RNJ ---- HMMMMMM
Does that N stand for Nick???
****************************************************************
Nick the prick had a forty foot dick,
He showed it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake,
And hit it with a rake,
And now it’s only four foot four.
onehornytoad69
Sep 18 @ 11:59PM
Good Rhymes.. all of them...!
ynot7769
Sep 19 @ 12:08AM
Looking4ever
Sep 19 @ 12:54AM
Here...I'll share a few on yours too...
Roses are Groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wriggle abit
Roses are Red
Its Elementary
Lets ring up a friend
and try double entry
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