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Lost The Spark??

posted 9/17/2008 4:30:40 PM |
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  Sunshine79

The spark had been lost in this guy’s marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.

One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed.

He thought to himself, "what should I do?"

"Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife.

Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.

After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.

Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth.

When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs.

He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?"

She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You’ll wake your mother"

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max49

Sep 17 @ 4:36PM  
LMFAO Noe that IS funny right there and definitely deserves a kudo.
girlcountry

Sep 17 @ 4:36PM  
That is soooo wrong!!! lmao!!
1bunny629

Sep 17 @ 4:37PM  
OMG! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA! That is so wrong...ha!
clickedanad2

Sep 17 @ 5:43PM  
yuck ! ! ! ! !
go to your room, young lady ! ! ! !
theSkwirl

Sep 17 @ 5:55PM  
they don't have a stinky emotie? why the heck not? Ok it was funny but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~
rescueremedy

Sep 17 @ 6:07PM  
did not see that coming ......
metalfreak

Sep 17 @ 6:28PM  
Kind of makes you wonder what king of a relationship they have if the husband mistakes someone else for his wife.

But otherwise,

(why the hell aren't my emoticons showing up?)
chris801

Sep 17 @ 6:30PM  
that is so wrong!!!!

got listerine???
keepinganeyeout

Sep 17 @ 7:23PM  
StraddleMyNose

Sep 17 @ 7:23PM  
1bunny629

Sep 17 @ 7:43PM  
My ex told me..."Your Mom's pussy doesn't taste anything like yours!"...where the hell was I ?...in the bathroom shaving my legs!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 17 @ 8:18PM  
Yuck!! Nuff said!!
casuallylooking

Sep 17 @ 10:07PM  
Oh that is just soooo wrong!!
onehornytoad69

Sep 18 @ 1:18AM  
When I read the punch line i was like ... OMG.....!!! lmfao!!! Thx ...another good one!!!
ynot7769

Sep 18 @ 5:54AM  
first and then....

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