The spark had been lost in this guy’s marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. 
One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed.
He thought to himself, "what should I do?" 
"Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife.
Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" 
She said, "Shhhh!,"  pointing at the bed, "You’ll wake your mother" 
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max49
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Sep 17 @ 4:36PM
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LMFAO Noe that IS funny right there and definitely deserves a kudo.  
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girlcountry
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Sep 17 @ 4:36PM
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That is soooo wrong!!! lmao!!
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1bunny629
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Sep 17 @ 4:37PM
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OMG! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA! That is so wrong...ha!
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clickedanad2
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Sep 17 @ 5:43PM
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yuck ! ! ! ! !
go to your room, young lady ! ! ! !
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theSkwirl
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Sep 17 @ 5:55PM
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they don't have a stinky emotie? why the heck not? Ok it was funny but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~
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rescueremedy
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Sep 17 @ 6:07PM
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did not see that coming ......
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metalfreak
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Sep 17 @ 6:28PM
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Kind of makes you wonder what king of a relationship they have if the husband mistakes someone else for his wife.
But otherwise,
(why the hell aren't my emoticons showing up?)
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chris801
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Sep 17 @ 6:30PM
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that is so wrong!!!!
got listerine???
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keepinganeyeout
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Sep 17 @ 7:23PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Sep 17 @ 7:23PM
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1bunny629
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Sep 17 @ 7:43PM
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My ex told me..."Your Mom's pussy doesn't taste anything like yours!"...where the hell was I ?...in the bathroom shaving my legs! 
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 17 @ 8:18PM
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Yuck!! Nuff said!!
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casuallylooking
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Sep 17 @ 10:07PM
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 Oh that is just soooo wrong!!
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onehornytoad69
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Sep 18 @ 1:18AM
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When I read the punch line i was like ... OMG.....!!! lmfao!!! Thx ...another good one!!! 
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ynot7769
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Sep 18 @ 5:54AM
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first and then....
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