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The Footless Parrot....Too Funny!

posted 9/16/2008 5:43:55 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not
communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store
thinking a pet might help.

The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots. As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices one with no feet. Surprised he mutters "I wonder how he hangs onto the perch?" The parrot says "With my prick, you dummy."

The guy is startled and says "You certainly talk well for a parrot."

The parrot says "Of course, I'm a very well educated parrot.
I can discuss politics, sports, religion, most any subject you wish."

The guy says "Gee, you sound like just what I was looking for."

The parrot says "There's not much of a market for maimed parrots.
If you offer the proprietor $20 for me I'll bet he'll sell me."

The guy buys the parrot and for three months things go great.

When he comes home from work the parrot tells him Clinton said this, the A's
won, the Giant's lost, the pope did so and so. One day the guy comes
home from work and the parrot waves a wing at him and says "Come in
and shut the door."

The guy says "What's up?"

The parrot says "I don't know how to tell you this, but the mailman
came today. Your wife answered the door in her negligee and he kissed
her right on the lips."

The guy says "Oh, A momentary flight of passion."

The parrot says "Then he fondled her breasts."

The guy says "He did??!"

The parrot says "Then he pulled her negligee down and started sucking
on her breasts."

The guy says "My God, what happened next???!!!"

The parrot says "I don't know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."

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flavorbuster

Sep 16 @ 5:56PM  
FUNNY !!!! Don't tell this to anyone skinny they may laugh ,puke & die of dehydration
keepinganeyeout

Sep 16 @ 6:00PM  

I needed that,...thanks
theSkwirl

Sep 16 @ 6:01PM  
Ewe_Wish

Sep 16 @ 6:15PM  
rescueremedy

Sep 16 @ 6:21PM  
max49

Sep 16 @ 6:31PM  
LMFAO Good one sweetie and a kudo for you.
sugarnspice005

Sep 16 @ 8:06PM  
Good one!
StraddleMyNose

Sep 16 @ 11:42PM  
onehornytoad69

Sep 17 @ 12:10AM  
thx!
asnet

Sep 17 @ 2:40AM  

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The Footless Parrot....Too Funny!