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Cowboys

posted 9/16/2008 6:57:46 AM |

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max49

There were once two cowboys, one from Big State and
the other from Another State, riding the range when
suddenly they came upon a poor sheep with its head
stuck in a fence.

Well, the temptation was too much for the Another State
cowboy and he quickly leapt from his horse and has
his way with the sheep.

Upon completing his dirty deed, he stepped back and
asked his buddy from Big State if he wanted some.

"You bet!" was his enthusiastic reply and he jumped
down from his horse and stuck his head through the
fence.

"I once married a younger woman. Five years younger
than I am. I figure it like this: If you can't find
a good woman, raise one."

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onehornytoad69

Sep 16 @ 7:35AM

thx!

Sunshine79

Sep 16 @ 8:45AM

Brokeneck Mountain!!!

theSkwirl

Sep 16 @ 10:20AM

That's soooo wrong... and funny.

casuallylooking

Sep 16 @ 10:52AM

If you can't find a good woman, raise one."
MAX!!!!!

.okay, so maybe there was a good point to that statement....but it's a two way street also...

sugarnspice005

Sep 16 @ 3:13PM

That poor sheep!

And Max...I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when Ewe reads this.

Ewe_Wish

Sep 16 @ 3:43PM

and has
his way with the sheep.
Its always funny until someone goes after the sheep........................

sugarnspice005

Sep 16 @ 3:52PM

Its always funny until someone goes after the sheep

uh oh Father Max...you been busted!

max49

Sep 16 @ 3:57PM

Umm Ewe come on over to the confessional with me and we can talk. I mean

Ewe_Wish

Sep 16 @ 4:09PM

Umm Ewe come on over to the confessional with me and we can talk.
I think Father Max got which flock he is suppose to be leading down the primrose path mixed up again........

max49

Sep 16 @ 5:36PM

I just want to fuck...Uhh I mean a flock. Yeah that's it...a flock.

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