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posted 9/10/2008 10:46:51 PM |
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  bobbierob

Right, so this kid was in school and the teacher asks him,

"There are three birds on the fence. You shoot one of them, how many are left?"

Thomas says, "None"

Teacher says, "The correct answer is two"

Thomas: "No, you shoot one and the other two fly off"

Teacher: "Well, thats not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you are thinking"

Thomas: "Let me ask you a question then. There are three women on a park bench eating an ice cream cone. One is gingerly licking the side of the cone, one it licking the top and the other puts the entire thing in her mouth and sucks the ice cream out in one try.... which one is married?"

Teacher is embarassed and starts to blush. She says, "Umm I guess the one who put the whole thing in her mouth?"

Thomas: "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you are thinking"

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girlcountry

Sep 10 @ 10:59PM  
NightOfOld

Sep 10 @ 11:52PM  

I'll give you a greeny because I can.
geena

Sep 10 @ 11:57PM  
get all the greeny if you can
Sunshine79

Sep 11 @ 8:20AM  
LMAO!!!
Lisa46

Sep 11 @ 8:52AM  
yep I like her way of thinking to
theSkwirl

Sep 11 @ 10:18AM  
msigg

Sep 11 @ 10:43AM  
keepinganeyeout

Sep 11 @ 11:22AM  
Is Thomas Dirty Johnny's brother?
Good one Dude
ABrownEyedScorpio

Sep 11 @ 2:20PM  
Good one!

Greenie for ya!

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