Right, so this kid was in school and the teacher asks him,
"There are three birds on the fence. You shoot one of them, how many are left?"
Thomas says, "None"
Teacher says, "The correct answer is two"
Thomas: "No, you shoot one and the other two fly off"
Teacher: "Well, thats not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you are thinking"
Thomas: "Let me ask you a question then. There are three women on a park bench eating an ice cream cone. One is gingerly licking the side of the cone, one it licking the top and the other puts the entire thing in her mouth and sucks the ice cream out in one try.... which one is married?"
Teacher is embarassed and starts to blush. She says, "Umm I guess the one who put the whole thing in her mouth?"
Thomas: "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you are thinking"
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