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posted 9/10/2008 8:12:07 PM |

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Sunshine79

Why it's better to be a Woman!

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1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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1bunny629

Sep 10 @ 8:17PM

ah..[/QUOTE].23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.[QUOTE]...I can't do this...even if I don't want to know!

1bunny629

Sep 10 @ 8:20PM

and I still don't know how to copy paste a quote...i give up...and shoes? I have to see the feet...you can always change your shoes.

geena

Sep 10 @ 8:27PM

oh my friend, you just made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he42]

I wish I could give you all these kudos . . . .let me try

Dang won't let me

geena

Sep 10 @ 8:30PM

Bunny, copy then paste then when you're on the comment screen, highlight the pasted line then hit quote.

1bunny629

Sep 10 @ 8:51PM

jfc...i really don't care

NightOfOld

Sep 10 @ 9:02PM

Nice one hun. Have a cookie or three.

zaralyon

Sep 10 @ 9:12PM

good one there. Oh and a greenie too.

1bunny629

Sep 10 @ 9:24PM

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark
...doesn't the same pertain to cock?

rescueremedy

Sep 10 @ 9:34PM

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

Made my day !!

sugarnspice005

Sep 10 @ 10:10PM

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

1bunny629

Sep 10 @ 10:29PM

Fuck Chocalate!!!!!!!!! I want my painted lips wrapped around some cock!

bobbierob

Sep 10 @ 10:32PM

We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

uh huh
reminds me of a joke:

Why don't lesbians need to ask for directions? Because they can get just about anywhere lickady split!

what, its just a joke... what?

1bunny629

Sep 10 @ 10:41PM

Did you know that the average chocolate bar in the U.S. contains at least 8 pieces of an insect in it? Harvesting of the cacao beans occurs in the tropical countries of South America with low sanitation levels. Cacao tree beans are cut and piled in the farmer's field where they ferment for 6 days. During this process, children and adults walk over the piles; insects, rodents, small animals and other living things that make their nests in the piles. Actually the The U. S. Department of Health publishes a book entitled "The Food Defect Action Levels" in which they list unavoidable defects in food (insect, rodents etc.) all allowed by FDA. so give me some cock!

dakota323

Sep 10 @ 10:59PM

deal

1bunny629

Sep 10 @ 11:17PM

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
hehehehe...yabut...I rub my breasts all the time, just to make sure they are awake!

themama

Sep 10 @ 11:30PM

Good ones....

headhunter7722

Sep 10 @ 11:46PM

ya got all the pussy too.........

onehornytoad69

Sep 10 @ 11:49PM

I see how yall are!
It isnt right!!!! Yall have all of the Booty and Most of the Money also....
Thanks Lady...

Looking4ever

Sep 11 @ 12:52AM

Um, sweets? You forgot the most important one...multiple orgasms. 'Nuff said.

max49

Sep 11 @ 7:47AM

What more can be said. That about says it all.

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