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posted 9/10/2008 4:52:36 PM |
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  bobbierob

Okay, so It was called to my attention that my Smith's joke was a repost... so I have to try again.

Joke of the day, take 2..... its probably a repost too, but we shall see!



How to be politically correct with women

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY CHALLENGED.

She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

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cottoncandydragon

Sep 10 @ 5:05PM  
Haven't seen these before.....they're great!!
geena

Sep 10 @ 5:11PM  
I knew there was something for me

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

or this

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
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Shawn for once, give me the liberty to discribe myself okay??????????
bobbierob

Sep 10 @ 5:40PM  
Shawn for once, give me the liberty to discribe myself okay??????????

I wonder who can shawn be.......
Sunshine79

Sep 10 @ 5:51PM  
Have NOT seen those before....LMAO

Those were great!! Keep em' comin' man!!!
Looking4ever

Sep 11 @ 12:56AM  
I wonder who can shawn be.......

Shawn is Straddle...

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