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posted 9/10/2008 4:23:01 PM |
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**WARNING: This joke may offend some people. Understand this, it's a joke. It's meant to be funny, just like fat jokes, blonde jokes, short jokes, etc. So...please..if you can't take a joke..don't bother posting a comment. It will be deleted!***


Well, it appears our African-American friends have found
yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.

I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, thats too hard to understand.I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says..."Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!"

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bobbierob

Sep 10 @ 4:45PM  
Sadly, I can vouch for shelia jackson lee actually saying this. It made a splash in the local community here.... what a card, that one is!

This is hilarious!


oh yeah, and I am offended ......naa, just kidding
headhunter7722

Sep 10 @ 4:59PM  
call it anything you want.........some mother fucker tells me its coming...........i'm leaving............if i have to walk.........
StraddleMyNose

Sep 10 @ 5:00PM  
Too funny. But sadly enough there are people like
A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston),
out there that have their heads up there asses with this kind of thinking.

Thanks for the laugh, Megan! Here's a kudo!
geena

Sep 10 @ 5:01PM  
max49

Sep 10 @ 6:14PM  
LMFAO Now that's funny right there. We had a woman on the news last week when they got all the mutha-fukkas out of New Orleans that came to Tennessee and was bitching because the shelter that took her and her kids in just served them Slaisbury Steak and corn. She was bitching because they didn't give her any potatoes or rice with that salisbury steak. Go figure. I believe I would have been happy with whatever was given to me.
max49

Sep 10 @ 7:04PM  
Me so sorry. I spelled salisbury wrong the first time.
Wordsofwit

Sep 10 @ 7:17PM  
A lot of black folks have a child and provide them with a unique name that they make up. Well, when I was a veterans employment counselor, a very nice, proper, recently discharged female navy veteran came in to see me. Her name was something like Taneska. I told here it was individual and unique. She shared with me that when she got to Japan, she discovered that it meant a very derogatory term towards women in Japanese but refuse to share what it meant.
metalfreak

Sep 10 @ 8:07PM  
Now that would be some awfully good television right there!



Hevn84

Sep 10 @ 8:28PM  
Hilarious!
evild614

Sep 11 @ 12:58PM  

Not bad, not bad. But I think Ollie Williams has it covered.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=16262931&searchid=91ef0b71-9ce7-41ca-b38c-d7084af0c31c

But if you really wanted to scare African-Americans into heeding evacuation orders, just say, "Fuck the rain, FEMA and the National Guard are comin', motha-fukkas! RUUUUNNNNN!!!!!
flavorbuster

Sep 12 @ 3:38PM  
There really is a storm coming tonight!!!!! Well shiela lee got her wish IKE is coming !!!

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