Looking for a little variety in his sex life, the husband
bought a computer and started exploring the Internet.
He stumbled onto IRC chat and next thing you know,
he was heavily into NetSex.
Well, one late night session was going really hot and
heavy, but for some reason the one partner stopped
typing.
Thinking that his hot lil' number had been
disconnected, the man typed: "Are you still there?"
The reply appeared back on his screen: "Wait a
minute, my Mommy just came into the room."
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and
oysters will improve your sex life?
A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat
anything.
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