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posted 9/9/2008 1:04:08 AM |
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  cottoncandydragon

A man, seeking to join the police, is being interviewed.

The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an aptitude
test that you must pass before you can join."


Sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol - go out and
shoot six illegal immigrants, six druggies and a rabbit."


"Why the rabbit?"


"GREAT attitude," says the Inspector. "When can you start?"


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slohand_47

Sep 9 @ 2:11AM  
That reminds me of the 3 women that were being interviewed as the first women candidates for the CIA. They had passed all their tests and were given one last test. One at a time they were given a gun and told the person in the next room was a threat to the security of the US and they had to go in and kill that person.

Well, the person in the next room turned out to be their husband. (and, unknown to them, the gun was loaded with blanks..... it was just a test to see if they would follow orders.)

Well, The first lady went in the room...... and after a few minutes of silence, came out and said...... I'm sorry, I can't do it.

The second lady went in her room...... and again, after a few minutes of silence, came out and said, I'm sorry, I can't do it.

The third lady went in the room and they heard the sound of a couple shots. But she didnt come out for almost 20 minutes. Finally she came out all mussed up with a few bruises. She said......... That darn gun didn't work, so I had to beat him to death with the chair ! !
onehornytoad69

Sep 9 @ 6:00AM  
Thx!!!
Sunshine79

Sep 9 @ 8:23AM  
LMAO!!!
ynot7769

Sep 9 @ 10:34PM  

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