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  Sunshine79

I found a website with a list of confessions....I read thru a ton of them. But, this one....well, it caught my eye. Could you Imagine?


Confession #10005 - 10/16/2006 - 02:09 PM

Anytime I'm visiting the house of a hot girl, I pretend I have to go to the bathroom. When I get in the bathroom and lock the door, I look for the bottle of lotion and take the top off. Then I masturbate into the container and screw the top back on. I love knowing that throughout my town, there are about two dozen girls who rub my semen all into their bodies everyday.


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StraddleMyNose

Sep 6 @ 10:09PM  
Anytime I'm visiting the house of a hot girl, I pretend I have to go to the bathroom. When I get in the bathroom and lock the door, I look for the bottle of lotion and take the top off. Then I masturbate into the container and screw the top back on. I love knowing that throughout my town, there are about two dozen girls who rub my semen all into their bodies everyday.

So, I do this all the time, what's wrong with doing this?

j/k

I have thought about doing something like this though with a few hot chicks.
clickedanad2

Sep 6 @ 10:14PM  
how'd you find that?
stay away from that site
I don't want any more "secrets" getting out
kris83

Sep 6 @ 10:19PM  
what a sick basterd lol how do u even think that up lol
Pornosaurus

Sep 6 @ 10:27PM  
What is his problem? Yeah, so he goes to some hooker's place, and... Doesn't it know that what goes around comes around?
1bunny629

Sep 6 @ 10:28PM  
That is fucking bizarre. I hope his dog doesn't get out one day, find the girls, and pee all over them! You know the smell of a mans cum is a definate leg lifter!
lunanegra

Sep 6 @ 10:37PM  
Reminds me of a community on livejournal called _postsecret_ ,I love that shit.
NightOfOld

Sep 6 @ 10:38PM  

Signed Straddle.
Sunshine79

Sep 6 @ 11:13PM  
Signed Straddle.

My thought EXACTLY!!!
geena

Sep 7 @ 12:25AM  
now I gotta remember who used my bathroom now Just put some lotion on after I showered and it doesn't smell bleach.....Ok, I"m fine.
enigma00

Sep 7 @ 2:02AM  
Oh man. That is whacked.
rescueremedy

Sep 7 @ 2:02AM  
That is disgusting ....
southerngent64

Sep 7 @ 5:43AM  
How could he jack off quickly enough to not raise suspicion? Hmmmm.....

Reminds me of a story I heard back home over 20 years ago. A fast food cook was pissed about a special order so he added his own "mayo" to the burger. The health dept shut the place down for a while. Urban legend? Probably.
ynot7769

Sep 7 @ 8:49AM  
so is THIS what's ment by a quickie
keepinganeyeout

Sep 7 @ 11:48AM  
that is just wrong
Ewe_Wish

Sep 7 @ 12:50PM  
that is just wrong
Oh good than its safe to let you use my bathroom.......whew...............
Cootiesprayer

Sep 8 @ 1:53PM  
ok that is definitely a new one. I will have to make sure to hide all my lotions when people come over now. Very funny though sunshine 79.
mrknowuwell

Sep 8 @ 3:20PM  
thats the avon lotion i was talkin about in my 3rd blog
wackodo

Sep 8 @ 3:33PM  
Defo a random thing to be doing!
bobbierob

Sep 8 @ 4:31PM  
who uses lotion anymore?

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