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Sick, True Confession........ posted 9/6/2008 9:57:28 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: confession, funny, sunshine   Sunshine79 I found a website with a list of confessions....I read thru a ton of them. But, this one....well, it caught my eye. Could you Imagine? Confession #10005 - 10/16/2006 - 02:09 PM Anytime I'm visiting the house of a hot girl, I pretend I have to go to the bathroom. When I get in the bathroom and lock the door, I look for the bottle of lotion and take the top off. Then I masturbate into the container and screw the top back on. I love knowing that throughout my town, there are about two dozen girls who rub my semen all into their bodies everyday. ........... ............ .......... .............. ........... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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StraddleMyNose	Sep 6 @ 10:09PM
	Anytime I'm visiting the house of a hot girl, I pretend I have to go to the bathroom. When I get in the bathroom and lock the door, I look for the bottle of lotion and take the top off. Then I masturbate into the container and screw the top back on. I love knowing that throughout my town, there are about two dozen girls who rub my semen all into their bodies everyday. So, I do this all the time, what's wrong with doing this? j/k I have thought about doing something like this though with a few hot chicks.
clickedanad2	Sep 6 @ 10:14PM
	how'd you find that? stay away from that site I don't want any more "secrets" getting out
kris83	Sep 6 @ 10:19PM
	what a sick basterd lol how do u even think that up lol
Pornosaurus	Sep 6 @ 10:27PM
	What is his problem? Yeah, so he goes to some hooker's place, and... Doesn't it know that what goes around comes around?
1bunny629	Sep 6 @ 10:28PM
	That is fucking bizarre. I hope his dog doesn't get out one day, find the girls, and pee all over them! You know the smell of a mans cum is a definate leg lifter!
lunanegra	Sep 6 @ 10:37PM
	Reminds me of a community on livejournal called _postsecret_ ,I love that shit.
NightOfOld	Sep 6 @ 10:38PM
	Signed Straddle.
Sunshine79	Sep 6 @ 11:13PM
	Signed Straddle. My thought EXACTLY!!!
geena	Sep 7 @ 12:25AM
	now I gotta remember who used my bathroom now Just put some lotion on after I showered and it doesn't smell bleach.....Ok, I"m fine.
enigma00	Sep 7 @ 2:02AM
	Oh man. That is whacked.
rescueremedy	Sep 7 @ 2:02AM
	That is disgusting ....
southerngent64	Sep 7 @ 5:43AM
	How could he jack off quickly enough to not raise suspicion? Hmmmm..... Reminds me of a story I heard back home over 20 years ago. A fast food cook was pissed about a special order so he added his own "mayo" to the burger. The health dept shut the place down for a while. Urban legend? Probably.
ynot7769	Sep 7 @ 8:49AM
	so is THIS what's ment by a quickie
keepinganeyeout	Sep 7 @ 11:48AM
	that is just wrong
Ewe_Wish	Sep 7 @ 12:50PM
	that is just wrong Oh good than its safe to let you use my bathroom.......whew...............
Cootiesprayer	Sep 8 @ 1:53PM
	ok that is definitely a new one. I will have to make sure to hide all my lotions when people come over now. Very funny though sunshine 79.
mrknowuwell	Sep 8 @ 3:20PM
	thats the avon lotion i was talkin about in my 3rd blog
wackodo	Sep 8 @ 3:33PM
	Defo a random thing to be doing!
bobbierob	Sep 8 @ 4:31PM
	who uses lotion anymore?