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Some Men Just Don't Get It

posted 9/6/2008 2:59:41 PM |

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swyeter

Some men do not understand a basic fundemental of women.

Women are amazing.
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

Give her a single sperm; she'll give you a baby.
Give her a house; she'll give you a home.
Give her grocery money; she'll give you a meal.
Give her a smile; she'll give you her heart.

Yes, a woman will multiply and enlarge what is given to her.

So why is it that so many men cannot understand that when they:

Give her crap; she will turn their entire life into a bucket full of shit.

And that is why so many "Men Do Get It"; bucket of shit that is.

Men, love and appreciate all the women in your life.

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DeDe54

Sep 6 @ 3:16PM

Swy!!!!!!!!!!!! very well spoken darlin!!

Kudos to you!!!!

UMMM DID I SAY THAT?

NightOfOld

Sep 6 @ 3:25PM

Good one. I'll give you a greeny too.

theSkwirl

Sep 6 @ 3:45PM

give her a weenie and she'll give you a hard on!

Oh wait.. that wasn't what you were talking about is it?

geena

Sep 6 @ 3:57PM

where are these men?

hey when will you reveal that person behind the mask?

rescueremedy

Sep 6 @ 4:02PM

very nice Swyeter ... Kudo

Ewe_Wish

Sep 6 @ 4:02PM

Women are amazing.
Yep you said it all right there.........

hey when will you reveal that person behind the mask?
Ummmm i got pictures.................and i do take bribes.............just saying

hopon

Sep 6 @ 4:19PM

thank you!!!!! All men should take this little piece of advice!

CANDACECSR

Sep 6 @ 4:21PM

Way to go buddy! Her's a green thing!

zena343

Sep 6 @ 5:35PM

Well said Swyeter .........How much you lookin' for Dayna
Kudos for the wise man!!

chocolatemilf

Sep 6 @ 6:46PM

I think I am in love..........AGAIN even............well done!!!

Sunshine79

Sep 6 @ 6:56PM

casuallylooking

Sep 6 @ 8:05PM

Aww, Swyeter...what a wonderful blog. Thank you.
And thankfully, some men do give their best.

Ummmm i got pictures.................and i do take bribes
Bad Dayna...Bad!! But let me know what kind of offers you get, okay?

CL leaves a green cookie and a

onehornytoad69

Sep 6 @ 8:40PM

I dont Agree.. but I dont give a rats Ass! lol

Ewe_Wish

Sep 6 @ 8:56PM

I dont Agree.. but I dont give a rats Ass! lol
I think i mentioned yesterday i have a surplus of Milk of Magnesia......would be happy to send you a few bottles.......just saying.......

Hevn84

Sep 6 @ 9:13PM

Multiple divorces and equitable distribution -- 50% of that bucket of shit gets kicked right back to the women. Turn a man's crap into shit and get shit back. How fittingly stupid.

Men do get it. Multiply only what you don't care to lose.

swyeter

Sep 7 @ 3:26AM

DeDe - I gots a kudo from da Kudo Ho; HAWTs Dayum.

NoO – Thanks, but if you give it to the Kudo Ho she will multiply it for you.

Skwirl – I’m afraid to give you a wennie because you might grab the gravy and go for the nut sack.

Genna – Well I am just one “man” but me and one other make two “men” and I am sure that is at least one other out there somewhere. BTW, in this blog I just revealed the person behind the mask; or did you mean my face?

RR – TY

EW – I note you said you had pictures but the question is “pictures of who?”

Hopon – Problem is that is not the “piece” most men are single minded focused on.

Candace – Is that the kind of buddy where you go and do two BJs and come back and give me one or asshole buddies; where one is the asshole and the other is the buddy (if so which am I).

Zena – I can be bribed for more than a pic and it won’t cost you money.

Chocolate – then we have something in common; I look at your pics and I am in lust.

Sunshine –

CL – Just like in the case of EW I note you said you had pictures but again the question is “pictures of who?”

Horny – I bet you got one humongous bucket of “it”

EW – I see you are giving horny some more “it” even if he needs it or not.

Hevn – Anyone who would want to use equitable distribution to keep half that bucket of shit is probably only getting half what they deserve.

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