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posted 9/6/2008 1:14:53 PM |
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A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'

God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'

The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL! I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'

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Sep 6 @ 1:24PM  
the cat really had an upgrade

Sep 6 @ 1:27PM  
I thought the cat would swallow the mice with the skates on, and they would be roller skating around in the cats tummy...they are already dead how could they be digested again? That brings up another question? If we digest an animal...what part of heaven do they go?

Sep 6 @ 2:28PM  
If we digest an animal...what part of heaven do they go?

Wow, that's some deep thinkin' right there.......

Sep 6 @ 2:38PM  

Sounds like those Mice should be happy. They finally got into some pussy

Sep 6 @ 2:39PM  
These questions cause me to think in a spiritual realm. If a can eat in heaven, can it also be eaten? It may cause some here on AMD to rethink their spiritual future if they think pussy is available in heaven. And if this story is really just a symbolic representation of another greater truth, then what do the roller skates really stand for? my head hurts.

Sep 6 @ 3:12PM  
Thanks for a smile! I wondered what the dog receives in heaven.

Sep 6 @ 4:20PM  
too freakin' cute!

Sep 6 @ 6:00PM  

Funny how the mice couldn't catch a break even in heaven!

Sep 6 @ 7:23PM  
Good One!!! Thx!

Sep 6 @ 8:20PM  

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