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A joke I hope Bruce likes.......

posted 9/5/2008 7:23:01 PM |
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The Zipper

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.

A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.’ He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffle bags!"

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OK, God, I hope that isn't a re-run. That gave a a good laugh, hope you all enjoy, especiall Bruce!

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Sep 5 @ 7:42PM  
First time I saw this one.


Sep 5 @ 7:43PM  
ROFL That was great!

Sep 5 @ 7:48PM  
Hey Sunshine, good joke gave me something to laugh at one the first day of school hols

Sep 5 @ 7:51PM  
Thanks for the laugh. Here's a kudo!

Sep 5 @ 8:08PM  

Sep 5 @ 8:24PM  
you forgot your *****nator girl, use it!!!

your treading on dangerous grounds there lady

Sep 5 @ 9:05PM  
very cute ....

Sep 5 @ 9:27PM  

I bow to the Master.


Sep 5 @ 9:42PM  

Sneaks back leaves kudo and runs.

Sep 6 @ 12:12AM  
Hysterical! So why are you trying so hard to appease, and what is your next blog about? I don't understand why you are beating yourself on the head?

Sep 6 @ 1:35AM  
Never heard this one before...
Good one.....

Sep 6 @ 1:41AM  
That is funny, first time I saw it also.

Sep 6 @ 1:47AM  
Love it.

It reminds me of of the girl that was looking at the package of pecans and when the guy that works there asks her if she needed any help.

She replies, "No thanks, I am just looking at your nuts"

Sep 11 @ 10:31AM  
Very good one... I just feel bad for the old guy

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