The Zipper
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. 
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. 
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.’ He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?" 
The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffle bags!" 
 .......... .......... ............. .......... ...........
OK, God, I hope that isn't a re-run. That gave a a good laugh, hope you all enjoy, especiall Bruce! 
Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)
|
|
read more blogs!
Blogs by Sunshine79:
|
|
|
|
|
| A joke I hope Bruce likes....... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
sugarnspice005
|
Sep 5 @ 7:42PM
|
|
First time I saw this one.
btw.....
|
|
Hevn84
|
Sep 5 @ 7:43PM
|
|
|
ROFL That was great!
|
|
Mama_taz
|
Sep 5 @ 7:48PM
|
|
|
Hey Sunshine, good joke gave me something to laugh at one the first day of school hols
|
|
StraddleMyNose
|
Sep 5 @ 7:51PM
|
|
|
Thanks for the laugh. Here's a kudo!
|
|
ynot7769
|
Sep 5 @ 8:08PM
|
|
|
|
|
geena
|
Sep 5 @ 8:24PM
|
|
you forgot your *****nator girl, use it!!! 
your treading on dangerous grounds there lady
|
|
rescueremedy
|
Sep 5 @ 9:05PM
|
|
|
very cute ....
|
|
NightOfOld
|
Sep 5 @ 9:27PM
|
|
I bow to the Master. 
|
|
NightOfOld
|
Sep 5 @ 9:42PM
|
|
Sneaks back leaves kudo and runs.
|
|
1bunny629
|
Sep 6 @ 12:12AM
|
|
|
Hysterical! So why are you trying so hard to appease, and what is your next blog about? I don't understand why you are beating yourself on the head?
|
|
themama
|
Sep 6 @ 1:35AM
|
|
Never heard this one before... 
Good one.....
|
|
Wordsofwit
|
Sep 6 @ 1:41AM
|
|
|
That is funny, first time I saw it also.
|
|
bobbierob
|
Sep 6 @ 1:47AM
|
|
Love it.
It reminds me of of the girl that was looking at the package of pecans and when the guy that works there asks her if she needed any help.
She replies, "No thanks, I am just looking at your nuts"
|
|
msigg
|
Sep 11 @ 10:31AM
|
|
|
Very good one... I just feel bad for the old guy
|
|