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how to break up with women, even men posted 9/5/2008 4:01:47 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse   funnywhapper admit you've been hearing the voices of allah since birth. tell them you have a great calling to go to the 'beyond'. your depression is worsening. tell her that only her love will do forever. if she leaves you may fly like an eagle into the black rock of kabbala in mecca, saudi arabia. tell her no, i am no good for you. you're better off without me. there are far better and sexier men than me. go for them not me. you deserve it, you're so fantastically beautiful and so full of the love of life. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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keepinganeyeout	Sep 5 @ 4:10PM
	I tried to plead insanity once.... she brought me home a bottle of prozac
funnywhapper	Sep 6 @ 12:57AM
	hearing voices constantly and believeing the tv is talking to you personally often helps the sane understand the insane. insanity is only relative anyway. wouldn't you consider, nations that are armed to the nines with super mega weapons, rather a danger to themselves and others due to criminal insanity? esperanto may be the way to go. now the war of love to make peace was a failure. make food, not war. the bible said it, turn your swords into plowshares. but they always cheat on the treaties. stupidity doth reign. shakespeare put it thusly. life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, and signifying nothing. how depressing.