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posted 9/3/2008 10:43:53 AM |
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Found these directions and thought Sunshine (at the VERY least) might want to try it out and let us know how it worked. Heck! Even thinking of trying it myself!

Maybe you’re broke as a joke, maybe you live in the no sex toy sales state of Alabama, maybe you’re just a crafty bitch—but no matter what the reason, you can DIY your own dildo! If our list of household sex toys wasn’t enough, according to Alix Shedd of The Indypendent, using simple items you’ll find at your hardware store, you can tailor your own personal sex toy. Hey, if you build it, they will come! So here’s how to step up your self-love life in five simple steps…

1. Make the Mold: On top of a cardboard box, shape up some soft clay into your desired, uh, apparatus.

2. Lube and Latex It Up: Cover the clay in Vaseline. Then paint the entire thing, including a two inch radius around the bottom, with liquid latex—not fetish latex, but the stuff used for making casts. Since this type of latex takes time to dry, brush on 4-7 thin layers and feel free to use a blow dryer to help set them.

3. Good Things Come To Those Who Wait: Give it a week. Latex takes its sweet time drying, so don’t break it before you make it. We know it’s difficult to be patient when you’ve got ants in your pants, but chill and let this stuff set.

4. Silicone Doesn’t Just Engorge Boobs: Okay, so now that you’ve got your mold ready, cut a hole in your box the width of your toy. Then, put it through the hole—not yours, yet, the one in the box—and tape it down. Next, using a caulking gun, slide the silicone in slowly so there are no air bubbles. Also, make sure you’ve got 100% silicone, which usually comes in clear or white and, on rare, lucky occasions, in other colors. Just double check there are no other chemical additives in the silicone you’ve selected. Then let your d--k in a box set for a day.

5. Try It On For Size: Twenty-four-hours later, that beauty’s ready to bust out of its box! Slip the silicone out of the reusable mold and enjoy all your hard work.

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Sep 3 @ 11:49AM  
what kinda clay? Plasticine?

Sep 3 @ 12:10PM  
I would think one that needs to be baked and doesn't air dry...though a inexpensive air drying one would probably be easier to get out. Why don't you experiment and let me know, K? LOL

Sep 3 @ 12:43PM  
You know what really scares me about stuff like this is if something happens and cut the shit and leave it inside me, I could not bear the shame of going to the emergency care to have it taken out of me, But yeah, I have never had toys, I can't even go inside an adult store, I know they have it online, don't want the mailman to see me having it either. But I wanna try this home made thingy kudo for the resourcefulness and creativity.

Sep 3 @ 12:45PM  
I think the person that wrote that article has too much time on her hands.

Sep 3 @ 4:13PM  
I resembler ^^^ that remark.

Sep 3 @ 4:43PM  
Ok I did research for the stuff to make this 'item'. Sculpy (a bakable clay) is 11 dollars per lb.. it would take about that much to make a solid uh... unit. latex is 21.00 for 6 oz. again... same thing it would take at least that much for three layers.
Caulking is relatively cheap at 6 per... it would be cheaper to go to the porn store.

Sep 3 @ 4:46PM  
You could just invest in a casting kit though.. only 18.95 online... there's a thought.. still have to buy caulking to fill it.. but hey... it's doable.

Sep 3 @ 6:32PM  
OOoooo.....Oooooo..OOOOoooo!!! I gotta tey this!!


Sep 4 @ 12:36AM  
Ya'll is NUTZ!!!

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