will send his people to pick just one of you up in a rolls royce,
take you to his private jet, fly to the vatican, get married,
then honeymoon in calabria forever. if you aren't married
in the catholic church you arent' really married.
its true the pope is god's representative on earth.
but he has to get clearance from the chief
of organized crime in the milky galaxy before
he can become pope. the reason for the
church is simple. so organized crime
can be forgiven in an organized manner,
by an organized religion. just think
of what god has done for you.
he died for you. and we killed
him. so they say. you ask how?
its a matter of irrational thinking.
is the universe a rational place?
can you explain where space
came from? or why we are here out
in the middle of nowhere? just
physical reasons for it? to eat, drink,
make love to mary, you know there
must be a way to escape death and taxes.
organized crime laboratories are working
on this as i type. but its labour
day, so the robots are doing it most of
the time. robots making robots to
do robotic work. the true workers
paradise, where nobody has to work.
someday soon, maybe, huh?
keep the faith.
i'll even put whipped cream in her
pussy and eat it. you'll take
me up on the offer i assume?
how about pie and ice cream?
cake and cherries jubilee?
bananna split for the bonano republic?
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