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posted 9/1/2008 5:06:29 PM |
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  DeDe54

OK I know its been a while since I did a blog, but had to share this with you!!

You know how they say a boat is referred to as "She" and classified as female? Well, I believe everything in this world actually does have a gender ... here are some of them: ZIPLOC BAGS are male, they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

SHOES are male, they are usually unpolished, with their tongues hanging out.

HOT AIR BALLOONS are male, to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under them and, of course, there's the hot air part.

HAMMERS are male, they haven't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but they are handy to have around.

THE SUBWAY is male, it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

TIRES are male, they go bald and are often over-inflated.

AN HOURGLASS is female, over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

SPONGES are female, they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

PHOTOCOPIERS are female, once turned off, they take a while to warm up.

A REMOTE CONTROL is female ... Ha! You thought I'd say "male." But consider this: it gives men pleasure, they'd be lost without it, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep on trying.

I'm still the Kudo Ho, so you know what to do!!!

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headhunter7722

Sep 1 @ 5:10PM  
i know lots of things to do............
girlcountry

Sep 1 @ 5:19PM  
How true! And you being the kudo ho...here ya go!!

Missed ya!!
chris801

Sep 1 @ 7:12PM  
Hevn84

Sep 1 @ 7:34PM  
A REMOTE CONTROL is female ... Ha! You thought I'd say "male." But consider this: it gives men pleasure, they'd be lost without it, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep on trying.

and a kudos!
Sunshine79

Sep 1 @ 7:35PM  
LMAO!!!
theSkwirl

Sep 1 @ 7:51PM  
How ya doin Double Dee? Here's your cookie.
ynot7769

Sep 1 @ 7:56PM  
kudo's to ya babeee

*squish squish* from da mrs
belle1010

Sep 1 @ 8:51PM  
Where ya been double D? I's been missin ya! and cookies for ya!
manwithoutahorse

online now!
Sep 1 @ 9:15PM  
Good to see you double D
themama

Sep 2 @ 8:41AM  
sugarnspice005

Sep 2 @ 10:24AM  
"crosses arms over chest and taps foot"

ahem!! You been missing for a while...and now you're gonna demand one of my precious green cookies??


Watcha gonna do if I don't give it to ya?

Maybe I'm gonna give em to someone else?


Oh hell....I guess I'll leave ya one..but it's gonna cost ya!







oh yeah....BOUT DAMN TIME YA BLOGGED HERE!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 2 @ 5:59PM  
Hey there I be Dede i be missing ya..........kudos for ya.......you can have another one if you come back here more often..............
bobbierob

Sep 2 @ 6:22PM  
THE SUBWAY is male, it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

You mean, lines like, "You're daddy must have been a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you"

hehe... I like that one!

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