A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while
> his wife stayed
> home.
>
> He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
> 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
> while my wife merely
> stays at home.
>
> I want her to know what I go through.
>
> So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day
> Amen!'
>
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
>
> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman
>
> He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the
> kids, set out their
> school clothes,
> Fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
> school, came home
> and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
> and stopped at the
> bank to make a deposit,
> Went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the
> groceries, paid the
> bills and balanced the check book.
> He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
> Then, it was already P.M.
>
> And he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum,
> Dust, And sweep
> and mop the kitchen floor.
> Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
> argument with them on
> the way home.
> Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do
> their homework.
> Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he
> did the ironing.
> At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables
> for salad, breaded
> the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>
> After supper,
> He cleaned the kitchen,
> Ran the dishwasher,
> Folded laundry,
> Bathed the kids,
> And put them to bed.
>
> At 9 P.M ..
>
> He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
> finished, he went to
> bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed
> to get through
> without complaint.
>
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the
> bed and said: -
> 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
> I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay
> home all day.
> Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.
> Amen!'
>
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
> 'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I
> will be happy to change
> things back to the way they were. You'll just have to
> wait 9
> months.........You got pregnant last night.'
Ooooops!!!!    
>
> This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the
> Year!
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