This is awful....I wish I could get out!!!!! anyone else as bored as me????
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asnet
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Aug 30 @ 10:22PM
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OPEN YER WINDO!!
STIK YR HED OUT!!!
TAKE A DEEP BRETH!!!!
yaddayaddayaddayaqddayadda.
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manwithoutahorse
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Aug 30 @ 10:37PM
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Not sure how bored you are, but I lately it seems I'm always bored.
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clickedanad2
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Aug 30 @ 10:42PM
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out is over-rated
repeat after me
"home is where it's happenin'"
"home is where it's happenin'"
this works best with the lights off and your eyes closed
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soft_touch938
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Aug 31 @ 12:25AM
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I resemble that remark...  Yea...it's a holiday.... 
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juliecd
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Aug 31 @ 12:46AM
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I know you are going thru a lot.I wish all of us could come see you and perk you up.I mean that from the heart.
Julie Lynne
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iamrealhorny
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Aug 31 @ 1:14AM
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Yes I am.Want to have some fun.
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StraddleMyNose
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Aug 31 @ 1:19AM
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Nah, I haven't been bored at all for some time now. 
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funnywhapper
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Aug 31 @ 1:45AM
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so you've come down from ? i'll come over and bore you forever, with what
i'm not sure. rhinoceros horn? there's other things to bore you with.
but that can be boring too. so we just mark time, until its time to get
bored some more. life is a boring proposition. a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury and signifying nothing. that's fine. shakespeare
said that, way, way long time ago in one of his plays. i get especially
bored with being bored or being a borer and with myself. i'm so sick
of myself i wanna divorce myself. i knew a woman at AA once,
she said she was about to evict herself from her own life.
i knew what she meant. she had been a stewardess, had
flown everywhere and landed. she tried to pick up on me
during and after the meeting, to escape the guy that was
boring her. but i advised her, just let him bore you and you alone. and she
was one of the sexier women i've ever met, even at AA. never go to meetings,
you might get bored during and after the meeting. if i had to hear
the preamble, or all those steps one more time, i might have become
violent, so i just stay away from meetings. and then its time to
read, the 5th chapter. just please, no not again. the anti-12
steps are fun sometimes. we admitted that our powerlessness
over sobriety and that our lives had become unmanageable.
came to believe alcoholism could restore us to sanity.
and so forth until the 12th. practiced these principles
in all our thousands of love affairs and tried to carry
this message whereever we went. message in a bottle.
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bobbierob
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Aug 31 @ 2:12AM
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I am bored too.... In fact, a couple of random blogs is good for a few minutes of entertainment, but you OBVIOUSLY already know that.
So, in an effort to cheer you up, lets tell a joke.... no NOT a blonde joke, that would be too easy:
A mother was attending a group therapy session for mothers and children.
The therapist leans forward and says, "All I see in you people are obsessions." He turns to another lady in the session and says,
"You... you are obsessed with money, thats why you named your daughter Penny."
To another, " You, you are obsessed with junk food. Thats why you named you kid Candy."
Before he can get to the her, The mother gets up and turns to her so, "Come on Dick, lets go! you brothers Peter and Willie are waiting for us!"
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funnywhapper
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Aug 31 @ 2:40AM
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that was a reallly funny joke. but i don't know why it was funny. i laughed
anyway. i was born platinum blonde, so i enjoy blonde jokes. they are so aryan.
now if you really are bored, though, i'll have my people pick you up in
a rolls royce, it'll take you to the closest airport and my private jet will
be waiting, you board, and i'll be aboard, and then we fly to the vatican
and land right in st. peter's square, and then go in have a ten hour
marriage ceremony, then honeymoon in sicily for awhile, but don't
consummate the marriage, and then fly to tahiti, and sit around
and we don't consummate the marriage, and then we get an annulment
on account that you're bored. and the marriage was never consummated.
and then my private jet flies you back to where you came from.
you get all the photos of the wedding, and can make up fanatstic
stories about all of it, how you married the head of organized crime
in this galaxy, and how he was a milk dud. and you can keep
the rolls royce as a souvenir. with a credit card that has unlimited credit. deal?
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bobbierob
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Aug 31 @ 2:44AM
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Yeah, I thouroughly enjoy a good blonde jonke now and again too!
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theSkwirl
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Aug 31 @ 10:22AM
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I feel your ennui darlin... I've been stuck in my cave for months!!!
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Sunshine79
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Aug 31 @ 10:30AM
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I sorry. Usually I'm here on Saturday nites.....I went out for B-day drinks last nite. Had a good time and no hangover this morning!
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