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A Man's Journey Thru Life.....LMAO!!

posted 8/30/2008 5:18:43 PM |
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am quite a bit older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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Aug 30 @ 5:47PM  
Dang!!! You dreamed of many things you just ended with "big tits"

When I grow up, U just want a boy with verryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy big. . . . . . . . .


Aug 30 @ 5:55PM  
Life's takes all kinds...I just hope she let's you touch them...that would be the killer...

Aug 30 @ 6:18PM  
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend

Damn, Megan. This is funny that you posted this blog today. Today is the 25th anniversary of me and my first love (Jennifer) meeting in our 4th period World History class in high school when she was wearing a white mini skirt that got my attention and who sat in front of me that day in class. I'll never forget that day we first met that late morning. We both still keep in touch from time to time today.

Aug 30 @ 8:20PM  
I'd laugh.. but it's too close to the truth.

Aug 30 @ 9:21PM  
dang it sunshine..... I asked you NOT to read my journal!!

Aug 31 @ 3:27AM  
Nuttin wrong wif a nice rack

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