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posted 8/30/2008 2:38:02 PM |
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  slohand_47

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. It is your DUTY to pass this on to others!

God bless America .

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rescueremedy

Aug 30 @ 2:45PM  
When is the men`s turn to go naked .....and the women sit in lawn chairs ...w/ munchies and drinks ..... I`ll wait for that day to cheer on all the men ...
1bunny629

Aug 30 @ 3:20PM  
No wonder I feel stupid...I thought it was last saturday?! I was the only one who showed up and all the neighbors looked at me in disbelief as I walked around the block naked! I hate when that happens...
clickedanad2

Aug 30 @ 3:43PM  
I hate when that happens...
\
not me
last saturday - next saturday
every saturday
I'm always ready to watch you "strut your stuff"
StraddleMyNose

Aug 30 @ 4:27PM  
1bunny629

Aug 30 @ 4:36PM  
Click! You say that to all the girls!...but I will take it as a compliment anyway!
Sunshine79

Aug 30 @ 5:03PM  
That is fucking awesome, don't ya wish???

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