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posted 8/30/2008 6:43:26 AM |
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I invented politics thousands of years ago. I started the Bort Party...and I won by a landslide. The rocks covered all the caves and I told them I would let them out if they voted for me.

My mother and father were my campain managers...they would slap anyone who disagreed with me...needless to say ...I enjoyed the debates.

I plan on running again and my platform will be ...I agree with everybody and a panty in every pot. So the next time you see the Bort Party on the ballet...Vote for Borty...because I will agree with a point...come is politics after all.

your next President ...Professor Pan.T. Borty...

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Aug 30 @ 8:44AM  
Finally someone on the ticket I feel comfortable about .............You got my vote Borty...............

Aug 30 @ 9:37AM  
Ya got mine, too, Borty!! Could I have a pair of black lace thongs in my pot, please?

Aug 30 @ 9:44AM  
i'm in Borty but you need to choose a running mate

Aug 30 @ 10:36AM  
ride that lectric bike over the border baby.. I'll vote for ya!

Aug 30 @ 11:07AM  
I only disagreed with your parents so I could get a slap.....

Aug 30 @ 11:35AM  
Oooh can i be sexatary in charge of the button??? ..or maybe just bitchslapping stoooopid people?

Aug 30 @ 11:45AM  
yeah an independent! Yep I'll vote for you borty!

Aug 30 @ 6:47PM  
Sorry, Borty. I'm pretty loyal to a certain party since I got into politics at the age of 17.

Funny blog. A kudo, my friend!

Aug 30 @ 7:10PM  
You have my vote ..... can i help the skwirl ..... i have a whip ....

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