I invented politics thousands of years ago. I started the Bort Party...and I won by a landslide. The rocks covered all the caves and I told them I would let them out if they voted for me.
My mother and father were my campain managers...they would slap anyone who disagreed with me...needless to say ...I enjoyed the debates.
I plan on running again and my platform will be ...I agree with everybody and a panty in every pot. So the next time you see the Bort Party on the ballet...Vote for Borty...because I will agree with you...to a point...come on....it is politics after all.
your next President ...Professor Pan.T. Borty... 
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 30 @ 8:44AM
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Finally someone on the ticket I feel comfortable about .............You got my vote Borty............... 
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girlcountry
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Aug 30 @ 9:37AM
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Ya got mine, too, Borty!! Could I have a pair of black lace thongs in my pot, please? 
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keepinganeyeout
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Aug 30 @ 9:44AM
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i'm in Borty but you need to choose a running mate 
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theSkwirl
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Aug 30 @ 10:36AM
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ride that lectric bike over the border baby.. I'll vote for ya!
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Sunshine79
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Aug 30 @ 11:07AM
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I only disagreed with your parents so I could get a slap..... 
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theSkwirl
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Aug 30 @ 11:35AM
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Oooh can i be sexatary in charge of the button??? ..or maybe just bitchslapping stoooopid people?
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Lisa46
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Aug 30 @ 11:45AM
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yeah an independent! Yep I'll vote for you borty! 
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StraddleMyNose
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Aug 30 @ 6:47PM
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Sorry, Borty. I'm pretty loyal to a certain party since I got into politics at the age of 17. 
Funny blog. A kudo, my friend!
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rescueremedy
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Aug 30 @ 7:10PM
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You have my vote ..... can i help the skwirl ..... i have a whip .... 
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