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Hmmmm????
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
Cats Rule !!!!
ALL OF WHICH
PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
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Wordsofwit
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Aug 27 @ 5:50PM
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My dogs figure that as long as you can kill the kitty, you don't need a light bulb.
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NightOfOld
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Aug 27 @ 6:08PM
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My chihuahua likes to hump cat. Even in the dark.
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1bunny629
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Aug 27 @ 6:57PM
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3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! I don't what your talking about, My Long haired Dachshund ...after I went to bed...did the dihes, cleaned the floors, rearranged the laundry, brought the dirty from upstairs down, the down to the upstairs, shoes were placed at the bottom of the steps, and all her toys were arranged by shape, size and color. She still got up and participated in taking out the garbage, explained to the cats in the yard who is boss, and went to work with me and had Mommy and me time under my desk...so maybe I am not Bunny but Kitty...I have staff! Her name is Talulah...and she gets it done!
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theSkwirl
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Aug 27 @ 8:12PM
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Molly and Cooper say, "what for you need lightingblubs mom? turn on da tv! We wanna watch aminal planit!"
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sugarnspice005
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Aug 27 @ 8:20PM
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I've got 5 dogs here and one cat and neither one of them have ever changed a lightbulb.
OMG!!!!! I've got defective animals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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PinkToeNails
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Aug 27 @ 8:35PM
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This was a great blog!! And oh so true!!!
But Sugars comment was absolutely priceless!!
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sugarnspice005
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Aug 27 @ 9:01PM
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But Sugars comment was absolutely priceless!!
Thank you! 
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rescueremedy
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Aug 27 @ 9:01PM
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I have chocolate labs ..... 
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Sunshine79
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Aug 27 @ 9:03PM
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I've got 5 dogs here and one cat and neither one of them have ever changed a lightbulb.
OMG!!!!! I've got defective animals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonder if you can get a refund??
I have chocolate labs .....
Can you eat them?
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clickedanad2
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Aug 27 @ 9:07PM
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screw the bulb
and me too
wanna fuck ? ? ? ? ?
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PinkToeNails
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Aug 27 @ 9:11PM
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can you eat them!??!??!?
That was funny too!!
Click....
This one is fun!!
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Sunshine79
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Aug 27 @ 9:43PM
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I have chocolate labs .....
Do they melt??
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bandengor
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Aug 28 @ 9:55AM
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I read somewhere that the AKC has rated the Old English Sheep Dog as the dumbest dog of all the registered breeds. So maybe that one should read:
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!.........what was the question?
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