Two old friends were about to tee off at the local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them "Do you mind if i join you? my partner didn't show up"Sure they said we don't mind so they started playing and enjoying the company of there new found friend, part way around the course one of the friends asked what do you do for a living? "I'm a hitman" replied the newcomer "you're joking" they replied No i'm not as he reached down into his bag and pulled out a beautiful Martini rifle with a telescopic site "here are my tools" that's a beautiful telescopic site "may i take a look,i maybe able to see my house from here "so he picked up the rifle and looked through the site in the direction of his house and said "yeah i can see my house alright this site is fantastic i can see right through the window WOW I can see my wife in the bedroom HA HA i can see she's naked!! hey wait a minute that's my neighbor in there with her he's naked too!!! he turned to the hit man and said "how much do you charge for a hit ?"I'll do a flat rate for you $1000 dollars every time i pull the trigger"well can you do two for me now?Sure what do you want? well my wife has always been mouthy,so shoot her in the mouth,And the neighbor,he's a friend of mine so shoot him in the dick to teach him a lesson The hit man took the rifle and took aim standing perfectly still for a few minutes....."are you gonna do it or not?"said the friend impatiently "just be patient"said the hitman calmly "I think i can save you a grand here........  
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