I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
To my surprise, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.  
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Sunshine79
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Aug 26 @ 9:13AM
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This one always maked me laugh....thanks for the giggle before work today!! 
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themama
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Aug 26 @ 10:05AM
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Oldie but sure is a a goodie.. 
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 26 @ 10:30AM
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JOHN7AZ
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Aug 26 @ 12:06PM
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Yeah, but I bet later on, you jacked off about it 
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JOHN7AZ
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Aug 26 @ 12:06PM
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Yeah, but I bet later on, you jacked off about it
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JOHN7AZ
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Aug 26 @ 12:17PM
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i bet your father in law would not be clapping if he seen your profile picture now would he? 
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max49
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Aug 26 @ 1:45PM
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Hey jackass it's a fucking joke so fuck you if you can't take a joke. If you don't like my profile picture then kiss my ass because it's none of your fucking business. Who made you the fucking monitor of the site anyway dip shit. 
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 26 @ 2:18PM
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Now Max............you know a lot of us enjoy your profile pic.......nothing wrong with except that I believe you have the wrong pic up for your profile pic.....do i need to remind you of a lawsuit here about that......isnt it suppose to be the blue ones?....... 
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max49
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Aug 26 @ 2:25PM
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Oh yeah...I forgot about that.  I guess I had better go change before I get sued again huh? 
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theSkwirl
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Aug 26 @ 3:02PM
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Even better solution.. keep em in your girlfriend's pocket book.
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JOHN7AZ
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Aug 26 @ 4:21PM
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hey, you can't be the only jokester around here. I was just kidding too, Ha! ha! and you're right, I am a jack ass Ha! hA! sEE???? IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS.
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max49
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Aug 26 @ 5:31PM
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Then please except my apology. I thought you were some asshole trying to hijack my blog.
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