keepinganeyeout
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Aug 25 @ 6:20PM
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aawww man......... 
you laeft out the part about the green mud mask, the glasses, the cigarette in your mouth, and standing over a hot stove cooking up a pot of grits!
you misplaced those fashcards again didn't ya 
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1bunny629
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Aug 25 @ 6:29PM
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line of the year...line of the decade...line of everyman I have talked on the phone with from here..."so...What are you wearing?", ahhhh...I put on my special 'what are you wearing outfit' cause I knew you were calling and I was fantasizing about you earlier...by the way...WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????? I really want to know...
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Sunshine79
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Aug 25 @ 6:32PM
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Backwards hat...football jersey.....Maybe some sunglasses......
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keepinganeyeout
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Aug 25 @ 6:40PM
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"WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????? I really want to know... "
a smile 
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theSkwirl
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Aug 25 @ 6:40PM
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Walmart for the slippers.. home of all things tacky.
Ummm hmmmm... You know that kids show from like the 80's early 90's.. Zoobilee zoo? Well.. there is this lion....
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NightOfOld
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Aug 25 @ 6:46PM
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I am wearing a Black Tuxedo, Beany Cap, and Pink Fuzzy Slippers.
Wanna borrow the slippers ? 
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rescueremedy
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Aug 25 @ 6:57PM
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How about him in the pink fluffy slippers ..... flannel pants and top .....gotta have a pink fluffy robe to w/ ........oh, ....and a mad bomber hat ....you know the hat w/ the ear flaps .....  
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keepinganeyeout
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Aug 25 @ 7:25PM
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Where do they sell those hats at Rescue 
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 7:28PM
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Where do they sell those hats at Rescue They sell them up here in God's country...........guess you will have to come up for a visit.......
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keepinganeyeout
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Aug 25 @ 7:31PM
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"guess you will have to come up for a visit"
Darlin I have to come back for my cock ring, butt plug, and blow up sheep right?
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 7:36PM
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Darlin I have to come back for my cock ring, butt plug, and blow up sheep right? Oh hell yea.................could you bring my two pairs of panties back too...................washed!!!
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theSkwirl
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Aug 25 @ 7:40PM
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Erm .. well .. ahem.. you see.. there's this sheep.... and she wears the hottest stockings and garter holder doodad .. mmmmm right ummm oh..
nuttin.
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theSkwirl
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Aug 25 @ 7:43PM
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Ya see what I'm sayin here? the tease!!!!
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 7:44PM
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and she wears the hottest stockings and garter holder doodad You mean like this................<<<<<<<<<<<<
and me loves my skwirl too........ 
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keepinganeyeout
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Aug 25 @ 7:47PM
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I've got your panties Ewe and theyre washed 
I'm also bringing back your anal beads....My Dr got them out without damaging them !
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sugarnspice005
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Aug 25 @ 7:48PM
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.(ok who told him about me wearing that outfit? Hmmmm?)
For once I can honestly say it wasn't me.
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 7:50PM
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I'm also bringing back your anal beads....My Dr got them out without damaging them ! OH Thank God................I told you your polygrip would not work as a lubricant...............
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Looking4ever
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Aug 25 @ 7:50PM
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aawww man.........
you laeft out the part about the green mud mask, the glasses, the cigarette in your mouth, and standing over a hot stove cooking up a pot of grits!
You forgot the part where you smear potted meat all over here and eat it off with your pork rinds....
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theSkwirl
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Aug 25 @ 7:52PM
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.I told you your polygrip would not work as a lubricant
gaaaaaaaaaasp
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keepinganeyeout
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Aug 25 @ 7:53PM
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"I told you your polygrip would not work as a lubricant"
you were right
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keepinganeyeout
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Aug 25 @ 7:55PM
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"You forgot the part where you smear potted meat all over here and eat it off with your pork rinds."
Thats for breakfast not dinner 
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 7:59PM
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You forgot the part where you smear potted meat all over here and eat it off with your pork rinds.... Well i guess we now know who was taking the pictures..........
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Looking4ever
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Aug 25 @ 8:07PM
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Well i guess we now know who was taking the pictures..........
And you are quite welcome...even though I am now scarred for life! To hell with what movies scare the hell out of me...you two win!
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 8:13PM
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...even though I am now scarred for life! To hell with what movies scare the hell out of me...you two win! Yes I assumed that when you ran from the room screaming........so what scared you ......the trapeeze, the whips the chains.....the leather.......the other sheep? 
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theSkwirl
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Aug 25 @ 8:15PM
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I bet it was the lambs.. the lambs always scare people with their silence.
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 8:20PM
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it was either the lambs or when Keeping kept saying......
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. and for dessert had pork rinds in potted meat.....
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theSkwirl
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Aug 25 @ 8:22PM
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I told you your polygrip would not work as a lubricant
Why the fuck is this so damned funny?????? I'm still cryin over it.. gawd.. make it stoooooooooooooooooooop!!!!
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 8:26PM
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the fuck is this so damned funny?????? Cause your imagining my foot on keeping's ass holding onto the anal beads that are so apparanently stuck saying ok one more time.....take a deep breath and GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Looking4ever
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Aug 25 @ 8:31PM
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I bet it was the lambs.. the lambs always scare people with their silence.
*snort*
so what scared you ......the trapeeze, the whips the chains.....the leather.......
Nah. That stuff is normal and almost vanilla compared to some of the stuff you two came up with. But, I have to admit, it was the potted meat that put me over the edge...
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 8:33PM
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it was the potted meat that put me over the edge... Damn its always the potted meat that ends up scaring someone...... 
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Looking4ever
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Aug 25 @ 8:35PM
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Damn its always the potted meat that ends up scaring someone......
Wouldn't be so bad if you guys didn't insist on an audience....
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keepinganeyeout
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Aug 25 @ 8:36PM
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"Damn its always the potted meat that ends up scaring someone"
cant help it...da shit iz gooood
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 8:37PM
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Wouldn't be so bad if you guys didn't insist on an audience.... It wasnt us ........it was those damn sheep.......they couldnt sleep and wanted to count people...........
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Looking4ever
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Aug 25 @ 8:40PM
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........it was those damn sheep.......they couldnt sleep and wanted to count people...........
You two are truely a match made out to pasture...
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 8:46PM
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You two are truely a match made out to pasture... Oh that was wooley baaaaaaaaad
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Looking4ever
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Aug 25 @ 8:48PM
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Oh that was wooley baaaaaaaaad
I told you that taking pictures of the two of you had scarred me...I meant scarred my mind. Ewe. 
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 8:53PM
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Does this mean you wont be our photographer for his next trip back? Oh well i will ask Mrknowuwell....even tho the last time he came over he was so busy chasing the sheep that he didnt have time to take pics..............
Hope you enjoyed the lamb chops i sent you for payment....
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Looking4ever
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Aug 25 @ 8:54PM
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I think you two should think about a tripod and going to video. THere's a market out there for you. MrKnowUWell will certainly keep you two in business. And his friends could make you rich!
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dakota323
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Aug 25 @ 8:57PM
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I will go with a smile 
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 8:57PM
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I think you two should think about a tripod and going to video. Thats a great idea........i just dont think the sheep are old enough to sign the consent forms
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Looking4ever
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Aug 25 @ 8:59PM
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i just dont think the sheep are old enough to sign the consent forms
I'll make them little masks so no one will know who they are...I can make them for you two as well...you know, to keep the paparazzi at bay.
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 9:01PM
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You are a true friend L4E.......do you think i could have feathers around mine.....helll put some on Keepings mask too.....bout time he learns the difference between kinky and perverted........
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clickedanad2
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Aug 25 @ 9:07PM
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potted meat, polygrip, sheep in fuzzy pink slippers and a pair of peeps covered in feathers?
on a Monday?
what goes on up there on the weekend ? ? ?
nevermind
I really, really, really, really ........................
do not wanna know
don't wanna see neither
nopenopenope
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 9:10PM
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potted meat, polygrip, sheep in fuzzy pink slippers and a pair of peeps covered in feathers?
on a Monday?
what goes on up there on the weekend ? ? ?
nevermind
I really, really, really, really ........................
do not wanna know
don't wanna see neither
nopenopenope
Aw come on and join us next Monday click......we are hoping theSkwirl makes it next week..........No rsvp needed.......just bring your nuts....
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Looking4ever
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Aug 25 @ 9:24PM
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You are a true friend L4E.......do you think i could have feathers around mine.....
No problem. Happily make you several masks to suit your many moods. I can also put some feathers on Keepings butt plug if you want (please sterilize it before sending it though). Does he want a littl bag on his mask for that eyeball that is lying on his cheek?
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alybai42
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Aug 25 @ 9:30PM
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a flannel nightie, and a pair of big fuzzy bedroom slippers
My favorite outfit 
It wasnt us ........it was those damn sheep.......they couldnt sleep and wanted to count people...........
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ynot7769
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Aug 25 @ 9:42PM
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and does anyone know where I can get pink fuzzy bedroom slippers
we know where you might BORROW a pair....short term tho .........now we have a list of our fantasies...and we're checkin em off as we go.....checked off two of em yesterday......One in the back yard sure made gettin a tan mo betta fun 
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 9:45PM
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Does he want a littl bag on his mask for that eyeball that is lying on his cheek?
Nah thats ok.....i just superglued it back into the middle of his forehead where it was originally.......you know you're good when you can shake their eye balls loose........
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Looking4ever
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Aug 25 @ 9:47PM
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Maybe that is where you should use the PolyGrip next time...
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 25 @ 9:51PM
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Maybe that is where you should use the PolyGrip next time... Oh sure dont suggest that before we use it all up on the anal beads.....
Ynot....i would love to borrow MrsYs slippers but not yours first of all that shade of pink clashes with everything and they are too big for my feet.
Tammy.....us minnesota women know what turns a man on .....dont we....
Night everyone its time for my nightly obscene phone call...........I wonder what he's wearing..........
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clickedanad2
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Aug 25 @ 10:15PM
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I wonder what he's wearing.......... sumthin' pink and potted ? ? ?
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Lisa46
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Aug 25 @ 10:51PM
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Ynot....i would love to borrow MrsYs slippers but not yours first of all that shade of pink clashes with everything and they are too big for my feet.
those are ynot's slipppers He has small feet and the Mrs looks better in them
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borty293
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Aug 26 @ 2:06AM
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I gots my tinfoil panties on ....tinfiol hat...tinfoil paste's...white pleated skirt and pink nylons ...now what was that 900 number again? 
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Looking4ever
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Aug 26 @ 3:00AM
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gots my tinfoil panties on ....tinfiol hat...tinfoil paste's...white pleated skirt and pink nylons ...now what was that 900 number again?
Don't think that this isn't going to get back to Ash!
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ynot7769
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Aug 26 @ 5:51AM
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Ynot....i would love to borrow MrsYs slippers but not yours first of all that shade of pink clashes with everything and they are too big for my feet
hey those ARE da' mrs slippers!! no way i'm lending MY pink furrys out
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bandengor
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Aug 27 @ 11:59AM
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I could deal with the Curlers and the Flannel Nightgown....but the fuzzy slippers have got to go.
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