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posted 8/25/2008 7:54:02 AM |
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders.



Suddenly, she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to
see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking
at two spiders mating.



'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.



'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.



'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.



As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not
having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it.

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msvoluptuos

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Aug 25 @ 8:10AM  
That was Hilarious!!

Thanks for a good laugh to start my day!!
1bunny629

Aug 25 @ 8:19AM  
Out of the mouth of babes! Now I wonder how such a sweet and innocent child had the opportunity to see or hear about the situation played out in Brokeback Mountain?
themama

Aug 25 @ 8:25AM  
Things kids learn...
alybai42

Aug 25 @ 8:25AM  
Ewe_Wish

Aug 25 @ 9:14AM  
dakota323

Aug 25 @ 11:41AM  
sue1968

Aug 25 @ 5:56PM  
LOL!!!!
I needed to read that today Now I have something to tell them at work.
Love Ya Sweetie
Sue
Sunshine79

Aug 25 @ 6:20PM  
LMAO!!!

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