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posted 8/24/2008 9:41:28 PM |
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There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

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Aug 24 @ 10:21PM  
any bets her friend digs that check up ? ? ?
gonna mail it to Nigeria

Aug 24 @ 10:35PM  
HA!...funny...she might want to put a stop payment on it...ya know they dig people up right and left these days...

Aug 24 @ 10:46PM  
She opened a new account the next morning, flew to Mexico with the pool boy, on to vegas to meet the gardner, and then to florida to open a boutique in Naples and lived happily ever after.

Aug 24 @ 10:57PM  
And that is the way to do it..Sure do hope though she cancelled the check though..

Aug 24 @ 11:09PM  

Are you saying women can't be trusted ?

Aug 25 @ 12:16AM  
on to vegas to meet the gardner

it has to be n Vegas?

Aug 25 @ 1:40AM  

Aug 25 @ 6:18AM  
did i mention i don't take checks?

Aug 25 @ 6:32AM  
it has to be in Vegas?

Nope, coulda been anywhere, but what better place to blow through money? And have fun doing it?

Aug 25 @ 9:05AM  

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