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29 Lines Of Laughs!!!

posted 8/24/2008 10:28:23 AM |
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  Sunshine79

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18.. Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand
times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for
a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

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Wordsofwit

Aug 24 @ 10:56AM  
pretty good.
themama

Aug 24 @ 10:59AM  
keepinganeyeout

Aug 24 @ 11:10AM  
26.. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for
a pig.

Thanx Lady
ynot7769

Aug 24 @ 11:11AM  
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

just incase this changes i'm keepin a list
NightOfOld

Aug 24 @ 11:29AM  


clickedanad2

Aug 24 @ 12:36PM  
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
blissfully indifferent - works for me
here's your greenie
I got my grin
Looking4ever

Aug 24 @ 1:13PM  
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

No kidding!
southerngent64

Aug 24 @ 3:50PM  


7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Which explains why I don't drink much any more.... and the scars from trying to chew my arm off!

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Just 5 minutes? As I get older, it takes that long for mind to disappears!

11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.

Love that shit!

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Not a joke! He gave all of them driver's licenses!

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Yes it does. It's called ear worms! Sadly, it's usually a song you DON'T want to hear, like the Subway jingle!

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