7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Which explains why I don't drink much any more.... and the scars from trying to chew my arm off!
10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Just 5 minutes? As I get older, it takes that long for mind to disappears!
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
Love that shit!
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. Not a joke! He gave all of them driver's licenses!
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. Yes it does. It's called ear worms! Sadly, it's usually a song you DON'T want to hear, like the Subway jingle!