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The Broken Penis.....LMAO!!

posted 8/23/2008 6:34:22 PM |
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Bob can’t get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental surgery.

Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him. They take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant’s trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.

Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says ok.

The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".

Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.

No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants. His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face.

She says, "That was pretty cool! Can You do that again?"

With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says, "Probably, but I don’t know if I can fit another apple in my ass."

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Aug 23 @ 6:49PM  
thank god it was not a pineapple

Aug 23 @ 6:50PM  


Aug 23 @ 7:02PM  
I was thinking PEANUTS, but he wasn't at the Zoo...I didn't realize, but now I know...the brains are in the muscles and they still can't figure out what doesn't belong up their's knida sad....

Aug 23 @ 7:29PM  
that was great!

Aug 23 @ 10:49PM  
That was just to funny...

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