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posted 8/23/2008 10:57:02 AM |
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  Sunshine79

If you have ever felt a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again,
you'll think you're a genius.

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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
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'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world,
I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all
those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey
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'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal
anti-smoking campaign.

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'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
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'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in Texas
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'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air
and water that are doing it.'
--Al Gore, Vice President
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'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix '
-- Dan Quayle
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'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?'
--Lee Iacocca
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'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst




'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor
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'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
-- Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.'
--Keppel Enderbery



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'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed
and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning,
when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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theSkwirl

Aug 23 @ 11:05AM  
I R Intelligent as heck.

Ewe_Wish

Aug 23 @ 11:25AM  
I had seen this before but it always produces a chuckle from me so Thanks Sunshine..........my fav is........

'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
-- Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

Sadly thats how Social Services work in most states.........
keepinganeyeout

Aug 23 @ 12:36PM  
I absolutely love New York City!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
never been there tho...
1bunny629

Aug 23 @ 12:42PM  
I am going to copy this and forward it to my boss. I can't begin to tell you why.
gotsoe0011

Aug 23 @ 1:29PM  
"Son, it's looks like your spending way too much time on one subject,"

Former Texas A&M basketball coach Shelby Metcalf's advice to a former player who received five F's and one D on a progress report.

That quote is more funny than stupid, but I like it and just had to throw it out there.

Funny blog.

clickedanad2

Aug 23 @ 1:38PM  
Feeling smarter yet?
nope
I might be Blonde

here's your greenie
I got my grin
NightOfOld

Aug 23 @ 1:38PM  

I can not read this because then I would have to reply to all the stupid things
that were said. And since I can not read or spell words using letters. I will
simply sit here quietly and give you a kudo.
ynot7769

Aug 23 @ 4:12PM  
I R Intelligent as heck.

I R TOO
sugarnspice005

Aug 23 @ 8:33PM  
'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in Texas

I was gonna say "I really hope this "jackass" didn't get elected, but, I look at what is supposed to be running our country..and it looks like an epidemic of "jackassitis".

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