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Blonde's Year in Review....LMAO!!!!

posted 8/22/2008 9:45:46 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Excerpts from the diary of a blonde

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels
....Helllooo!!! .... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power
went out!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July -Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...... learned
later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm .....car swamped
because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1
hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"
button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!


I especially LOVE July!
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sugarnspice005

Aug 22 @ 9:55PM  
March and April are pretty funny too.
manwithoutahorse

Aug 22 @ 9:57PM  
July was in honor of the olympics. A very topical blog Sunshine. As always, good job.
hopon

Aug 22 @ 10:14PM  
Hey....leave us blondes alone!!!!!!
clickedanad2

Aug 22 @ 10:20PM  
greenie for the grin
theSkwirl

Aug 22 @ 10:34PM  
As a blond all the way to the bone.. i'd just like to say....





C is certainly the capital of California. Look.. it's as plain as the nose on your face!
themama

Aug 22 @ 10:49PM  
Thanks for the grin..
NightOfOld

Aug 22 @ 10:57PM  

Uh...doesn't that apply to Blonde's, Brunette's and Red Heads ?
1bunny629

Aug 22 @ 11:23PM  
Geeezzzzzzz Enough Already!!!!!!!! I have my own problems! hehehehehe!
swyeter

Aug 23 @ 1:26AM  
The amazing thing though was that she came in third in the breast stroke competition.
Wordsofwit

Aug 23 @ 3:10AM  
Good ones.

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