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posted 8/22/2008 6:09:04 PM |
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  Sunshine79

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.. Playing football without a cup.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male.. .... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female..... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.



AND...........



He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?



He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . ....That's a good idea - you stand by the sink and do the dishes while I sit on the sofa and fart!



He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?


She said . We don't know; it has never happened.





She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

He said . . . A widow.



He said ..Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.



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LilGriz

Aug 22 @ 6:18PM  
Ok sunshine, I needed that.

BTW, I don't need one of theses - 8. REMOTE CONTROL - I only get three channels on my TV.
NightOfOld

Aug 22 @ 6:27PM  

Damn; I guess I think more like the women.
hopon

Aug 22 @ 8:13PM  
As always... you made me laugh.... kudos....
sugarnspice005

Aug 22 @ 10:01PM  
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

ouch!!!!
themama

Aug 22 @ 10:41PM  
That was a good laugh .. Thank you..

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