A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human
beings are the only animals that stutter,' she said.
A little girl raised her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered,' she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, ''I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
''That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
But before he could say, 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him!
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