A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
'God Bless America
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rescueremedy
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Aug 22 @ 7:00AM
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Father Max .... you are bad ...  ..... 
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soft_touch938
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Aug 22 @ 8:14AM
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Oh I like this one! Guess that makes me bad too, huh... 
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Sunshine79
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Aug 22 @ 8:23AM
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Love that joke!!! 
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Lisa46
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Aug 22 @ 9:06AM
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Dear Father please forgive me for I have sinned I agree shot the sons of bitches 
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themama
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Aug 22 @ 10:29AM
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You are so bad Max... But this is so funny...
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 22 @ 11:07AM
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I think i know that girl............. 
Great Joke........
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Wordsofwit
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Aug 22 @ 1:16PM
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Heard it many times, but it was always a Texas girl. I guess it has evolved to the redneck girl due to the rest of the south beginning to have the same problem we have had for years. FYI, the fastest growing city percentage wise for illegal immigrants is Atlanta. Buenos dias, y'all.
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Hammer88
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Aug 22 @ 3:17PM
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I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE THAT REDNECK GIRL A BIG KISS .
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theSkwirl
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Aug 22 @ 10:37PM
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Ahem we also don't have to drink with the same bigot twice... 
No maxie luv.. not you..
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